Hinglish Puns

[internetpremi]

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do 'phools' fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I'm a 'mota'car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't 'unda'-stand.

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: 'Jhinga' Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was 'puri'.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: 'Aaloo lonesome tonight?'

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.

This is the last one...

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - 'HUT'
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[internetpremi]

Yes, my friend, I am reading a book on cloves but it is too LAUNG

in a tug of war, your gender does not matter, everyone is PULLING

I had to pay money to sit under this tree. They said it is a PAID service.

I rented some cheap curtains . They are just Rs 2 PARDAY

So if Jesus was hung from a chair, would that be called Kursi Fixion?

Why did they cast a sleepy bunny rabbit for an advertisement for undergarments? Because they wanted to show a BunnyYawn.

[internetpremi]

These were already posted in the Punography thread in the English Literature section.
But they are more relevant here and I am reproducing them
GV
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Silly Hinglish Puns for idle Desis only.
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Which tree is always wearing an undershirt?
Banyan Tree

Why is it so expensive for Ravana to go dining in a posh restaurant?
Because they charge per head


Why are desi bananas so lonely?
Because they are all a-kela.

What did Dominos pizza say to make its competitors go away?
Pizza HUT!

At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to “name four versions of Java.”
Desi response: “Mar java, mit java, lut java, mai sadkay java.

Why did the desi astronaut send a rose to the moon?
Because he loved gulab ja-moon.

What did one milk carton say to the other?
“What’s up, dood?”

How do fat desis get to work?
On motacycles

What’s the biggest contradiction in Tamil cinema?
Rajnikant. Because there’s nothing Rajni can’t do.


What did one pea say to the other?
I don’t know, they were muttering.


Which Indian food is a complete food?
Puri.

What do true Bollywood fans eat?
Aishwarya Raita, Anupam Kheer, Juhi Chavala, Mahesh Bhatura, Padmini Kholapuri,

Why is selling mangoes considered a humble profession?
Because mangoes are sold by the aam aadmi.

What do the police do to people who steal eggs?
Put them unda arrest.

What is our countrymen's emblem?
Aye mere watan ke logo

What did the mouse say to the cheese?
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast!!

What did the potato say when he picked up the phone?
Aloo?

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