Doctor and Santa Singh

[shilpa]

Doctor to Santa: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Santa : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Santa : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko peeliya tha kya?
Santa : Nai. Doctor, Peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ki nai?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon? Santa : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai. Santa :
Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!
Santa : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

[shilpa]

wife : why are you coming late ? husband : don't u know today is my marriage anniversary date.