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abhisays
03-05-2012, 08:55 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 08:56 AM
Little Bruce & Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “ well Bruce you are only 10.......Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “ In Jenny’s room, Its bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin, “ Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job, you’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. Thats about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.”
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
“ Well Bruce, It seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well we’ve been lucky so far.”

Mr Smith no longer thinks that the little sh*t is adorable.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 08:57 AM
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03-05-2012, 08:57 AM
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03-05-2012, 08:57 AM
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03-05-2012, 08:58 AM
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03-05-2012, 08:59 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:01 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:01 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:02 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:03 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:03 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:04 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:04 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:05 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:05 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:06 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:06 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:08 AM
A man: "Santaji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Santaji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:09 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:09 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:10 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:10 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:11 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:11 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:13 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:13 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:14 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:15 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:15 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:28 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:29 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:30 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:30 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:31 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:32 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:32 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:34 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:35 AM
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03-05-2012, 09:35 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:36 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:36 AM
Ooo Terii
Rahul Gndhi chilla chilla k bolta h - congress mei 'corrupt' logo k liye koi jagah nai hai
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Abey seedhe seedhe 'House Full' ka board lga de itna chillana nai padta!

abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:37 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 09:37 AM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:43 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:44 PM
A retard at work got an iPod Touch flown in from abroad courtesy a relative. Now the jackass is too scared to connect it to his pc via iTunes stating "what if it catches a virus?"

I tried explaining but he won't listen. Finally I came to know he is using it as a camera now. No songs on an iPod

On top on this he was ranting why apple doesn't pre-load songs on iPods out of the box itself. I asked him how does he expect them to know what kind of music he would like. He just answered "Kuch bhi mp3 daal dete, kya farak padta hain. Sunn leta main on the way to work"

I didn't have the patience to continue the conversation. Why do such dumbf*cks buy gadgets if they can't or rather don't want to use them for the intended purpose?

And this primate is in IT and has another clown in his team who thinks my 2Mbps unlimited is inferior to his 512Kbps because 512 > 2

abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:44 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:46 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:46 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:47 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:48 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:49 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:49 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:50 PM
it was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades; there was nothing really for the class to do. All the kids were restless and it was near the end of the day. So the teacher thought of an activity, class trivia.

She said, "The first ones to answer correctly the questions I ask may leave early today."

Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I'm smart and I want to get out of here."

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."

The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You may go."

Johnny was really mad that Susie had answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

But before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King!"

The teacher said, "That's right, Mary. You may go."

Johnny was even madder than before because Mary had answered first.

Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Cindy said, "John Kennedy!" and the teacher said, "That's right, Cindy. You may go."

Now Johnny was fumming!

The teacher turned her back, and Johnny muttered, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher spun around. "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?".....

abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:50 PM
Why in Wedding ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right?

Because according to Profit & Loss A/c all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side..

abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:52 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:54 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:55 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:55 PM
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03-05-2012, 10:55 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:02 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:03 PM
A Lecturer in a Medical college, famous for his high regard for social values, was lecturing the students on the harms of alcohol.

To demonstrate its adverse effect on the human nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a bowl of gin & tonic.

The worm wriggled around for a few minutes before finally giving a few convulsive twitches and dying.

“So what can you conclude from it?”, asked the Lecturer, expecting that the answer is too obvious.

“Yes,” came a voice from the back, “if you have got worms in your stomach, drink alcohol.”

P.S:ALCOHOL IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH!!!!

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:04 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:05 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:06 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:07 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:08 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:09 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:11 PM
In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying across india & suddenly they died. How??

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Na beta na, Har cheez ka answer Rajnikant nahi hota
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Yaad hai, Sholay me Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalayi thi....

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:11 PM
AFTER breakup boy;
dil mein ek jazbaat haidabau jaise,
ruswa na hojaun chupao kaise,
tanha chod gaye mujhe jabse,
MAA KASAM ITNA KHUSH HOON K BATAU KAISE.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:12 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:13 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:14 PM
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher : What's your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Jhony from today.
Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : Im an American now, call me Jhonny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school..
Teacher : What happend Jhonny?
Boy: Maam, just 6 hours after I became an American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:15 PM
A boy called FM radio & said...
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“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Ram, new road, Kathmandu…. .
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Radio Jockey : How honest …. so you want to return his purse…? .
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Boy : no……. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.....

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:15 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:15 PM
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly ...

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:16 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:17 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:17 PM
THIS IS CALLED TRUE LUV

Tantrik apne 1 bhakt se-Beta tum par 1 bhutni ka saya hai.

Bhakt -Baba, mein thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi k bare me kuch kaha to!!!!

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:18 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:19 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:20 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:22 PM
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great!
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You know it!
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie- you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why, yes I do.
Demon: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean?...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want; you're dead who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No....
Demon: "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays."

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:24 PM
Why I Hate C.I. D:
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai tha
DAYA: Kya ?? Rahul tumhara Bhai tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me tumhara Bhai tha???
LADY: Haan Sir... !! Woh Mera Bhai tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab,
Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho..= D

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:25 PM
Dr: Kya hua?? Kaise aana hua??
Santa: Kuch nahin. Tabiyat theek nahin lagti.

Dr: Sharab peete ho kya??

Santa: ummmm... Theek hai. Ek chhota peg bana do.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:25 PM
People say Love brings Spice, Tears, Happiness, Flavour & Taste to your Life...
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BUT
Yeh Sub Cheezain Hi Chahiye To Banda GOL GAPPAY Na Khalay

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:26 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:28 PM
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind
man and says to him. "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the
end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!"

The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:28 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:29 PM
Hui barsat aur Ladki transparent suit mai bhig gayi
wah wah
Hui barsat aur Ladki transparent suit mai bhig gayi,
wah wah
phir kya.
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Kambakht Rajnikant ne phuk mari aur wo sukh gayi...
X_X =))

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:30 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:31 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:31 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:32 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:34 PM
Why indian girls are not excellent in sports :/

Only 10% are playing cricket, hockey, tennis, badminton, chess, etc !


Remaining 90% are busy in playing with "Jaanu" ;

Jaanu kahan ho :/?
Jaanu kya kar rahe ho ;?
Jaanu kab aaoge ?
Jaanu you love me na ?
Jaanu kiske saath ho :>?
Jaanu mujhe ye chahiye >?
Jaanu movie chalen ♥♥?
Jaanu ye kya hai ?
Jaanu kya kiya din bhar *nerd*?
Jaanu you miss me na :$?
Jaanu kuch to bolo :x?
Jaanu I miss you 8-|?
Jaanu yeh...
Jaanu wo...
Jaanu kuch nahi...

"Jaan le lo jaanu ki"

bechara Jaanu =))

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:34 PM
What did Dhoni say to Michael Clarke after the match??
Dhoni : Hahahahah.. Hame 2 baar batting mili aur tumhe sirf ek baar

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:35 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:36 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:36 PM
Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY ?

1: Their last name stays with them
forever,

... ... 2: Phone conversations last just for 30
secs flat,

3: A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4: If someone forgets to invite them, he
can still be their friend,

5: The same hair style lasts for years or
even decades,

6: They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7: They don't freak out when they go to
a party n see another man wearing the
same shirt,
instead they become buddies:)

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:37 PM
usband comes early and sees wife with another guy.

Wife: why are you early?

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: Don't try to change the topic

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:37 PM
>READ @ UR OWN RISK<
Deadly Answers
Question : You are in a boat in the
middle of a river. You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one
cigarette. You dont have anything else
with you in the boat? How will you do
it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw
it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER.. ......using this
LIGHTER you can light the other
Cigarette
another deadly answer.

Another solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches. Using the
matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette
If that was not
enough, one more deadly answer... .

Take water in your hand and drop it
drop by drop...( TIP - TIP)"TIP TIP
barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee."us
aag se hamne cigarette
jalayee". . . . . . .
If that was not enough, one more
deadly answer....

Start praising one cigarette, The other
will get jealous&"jalney lagega"

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:38 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:39 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:40 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:40 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:41 PM
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My wife” replied the hunter.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:42 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:42 PM
Gf: Peeke gadi mat chalana boht acdnt ho rhe hai

Bf-thnx baby,u r so carin!

Frnd- peeke gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai

Boy- Baap ko mat sikha.!!

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:43 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:44 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:45 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:45 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:46 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:47 PM
Teacher:- what's wrong?

Johny :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"

Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacehr:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Johny:- Dad asked me again, Johny äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still.

Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u cumin?

Mum said, Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?
Dad answered:- Yes.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm also coming...=))=))

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:50 PM
VICHAR KRANTI-;
If Abortion is murder of UNBORN child...!


Then
Buying a Condom is Kidnapping of UNBORN child....!

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:52 PM
Ramayan ka saar ....
Poori RAMAYAN Biwiyo ki kahani Hai..
-Laxman Apni Biwi Ghar Pe Chodkar Chala Aaya.
-Rawan Dusre ki Utha ke Fas Gaya.
-Sugriv Ram ka Sath Isliye De Raha Tha Qki Use Apni Biwi Bali Se Waapas Chahiye Thi.
-Hanuman ki Apni Thi Hi Nahi Magar Dusre ki Dhundhne Me Lanka Jala Dali.
-Ram ko Apni Waapas Laan...e ke Liye 10 Din Tak ladai karni Padi.
-Aur End Me kya Huaa.? Jis Biwi ke karan Itni Badi Ramayan Hui Wo To UnderGround Ho Gayi.

Abhi Socho, Itna Jhamela Hua kayko?? Kyu ki.. Dashrath ki 3 Biwiya Thi.?

Moral- Purane Jamane Se Wife ki Magajmari Chalti Aa Rahi Hai ...;-p

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:52 PM
FAQ (Indian Cricket Team)

Q. What’s the indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped !

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by indian batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?
A: In Advertisments.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:53 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:53 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:54 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:54 PM
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03-05-2012, 11:54 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:55 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:56 PM
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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:56 PM
A lady tells her husband to go to d store to buy cigarettes. He walks down to d store to find it closed.So he goes into a nearby bar to use d vending machine.
At d bar he sees a beautiful woman n starts talking to her. They hv few beers n one thing leads to another n they end up in her apartment. Later, he wakes up n realizes its 3AM n says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to get really angr...y. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some powder. he rubs it on his hands n leaves.
At d door, angry wife "Where d hell hv u been?" "Well, honey, I went to d store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to d bar to use d vending machine. I saw this great lukin girl there n we hd a few drinks n one thing led to another n I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Lemme c ur hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder . "You God darn liar! You were playing pool again!"
Moral of the story: Always tell ur wife the truth. She won't believe u anyway!!!

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:57 PM
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.

The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohh God!!! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:58 PM
Worried about their less-than-exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist, who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And, to the wife's joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.

This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: “She’s not my wife…She’s not my wife…She’s not my wife…”

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:59 PM
A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem and gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which the man read on his way home.

When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him he told her, “From now on I’m the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I’m going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The undertaker,” she replied.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:59 PM
A man with stomach pains goes to the hospital. The doctor tells him it’s constipation and that he’ll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doc shoves the tablet up his behind.

“You’ll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week,” says the doctor.

Later that evening, the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and decides to ask his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his pants and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home.

“Damn!” screams the man.

“What’s the matter?” she asks. “Did I hurt you?”

“No,” he replies, “but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders.”

abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:59 PM
Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin."

The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before."

"I know," she says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was—God, I miss him."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:00 AM
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”
The third said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”
The fourth one said, “I like to operate on lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their a*s are interchangeable.”

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:01 AM
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04-05-2012, 12:02 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:03 AM
a marwari joke that still bring a smile

a marwari was on his death bed.all his family members were crowded around him.Suddenly he spoke

marwari-raju,sweta,puja,sab bache log kahaa hai?
his wife-arre sab yahi hain,aap ke paas...
marwari- aur mere dono bete aur unki biwi?
wife- arre sab yahii hai,chinta mat kariye aap...

marwari- phir woh samne room ka fan kyu on hai,current ka bill kaun bharega,tera baap???????

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:03 AM
There is another alteration..

a marwari was on his death bed.all his family members were crowded around him.Suddenly he spoke

marwari-raju,sweta,puja,sab bache log kahaa hai?
his wife-arre sab yahi hain,aap ke paas...
marwari- aur mere dono bete aur unki biwi?
wife- arre sab yahii hai,chinta mat kariye aap...

marwari- phir dukan mein kaun hai ?

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:04 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:05 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:05 AM
A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to find her mother gone.

She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight.

The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion. "What are we going to do?" his horrified wife asked.

"Nothing," her husband replied, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it....!!!!!!"

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:05 AM
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary and asks him "How come these Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it"

Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Shu Khabar?

Manmohan Singh: What does that mean?

Secretary: It means "Whats the news" and each Gujjubhai asks this to other whenever they meet and the answers given by the other one circulates the news very fast and they happen to know everything the fastest.

PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban and disguises himself and dresses typically like a Gujrarati and reaches Ghatkopar the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city.

He sees one Gujjubhai and asks him "Shu Khabar?"

The Gujjubhai replies "Salo Manmohaniyo Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe em sambhaliyu chhe".

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:08 AM
page frm husband's diary...

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into....a torrential rain ! Wind was blowing at 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad through out the day.
Disappointed I went back into the house,quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back& whispered: 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My beautiful and loving wife replied: I know... and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather !'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking,
but I have stopped playing golf !

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:08 AM
Santa comes in to the office and tells his boss, "Sir, Banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwear". Boss " Oh no! I told him to debrief his team and meet me".

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:09 AM
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hyste...rically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:09 AM
Once a Woman and his kid were sitting in a taxi.
Suddenly the boy sees Prostitutes having sex with people on road. He asks his mother who are they and what they are doing?

Her mother doesnt reply pretending that she didnt listen. The kid again asks the same question to her.

Promptly the taxi driver says to the woman that WHY DON't you tell that to your son?

Then the woman says to his son that those are prostitutes and do sex for money!
The boy again asks that what happens to the babies which are born after sex?

Her mother promptly replies - They become taxi drivers.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:10 AM
Here is how the Indian TV news channel NPTV 24x7 would report the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme. All names (except those of Jack and Jill), are fictitious.
Prashant - TV Anchor :
Two persons have been injured in a freak climbing accident. Jack and his companion Jill had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of water when Jack fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after. Live from the hill, our reporter, Amrita Shah, takes up the story.

Amrita Shah :
Thank you Prashant. Well, as you say, two persons - Jack and Jill - had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Suddenly, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Prashant.

Prashant :
Thank you Amrita. What do we know about the hill?

Amrita :
Not too much. Jack was going up the hill to fetch a pail of water when he fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after [Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "hill breaks crown of pail-boy Jack"]

Prashant :
What news of Jack and Jill?

Amrita :
Prashant, it seems that Jack had gone up the hill to fetch a pail of water. We know nothing about the pail, or how heavy it was but it seems that Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. I have here with me, an eyewitness to the accident, Mr Shahid Trivedi. Mr Shahid, tell us what you saw.

Shahid Trivedi :
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. [Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "Boy and girl tumble down hill. Water spilled"]

Amrita :
Jack and Jill. What do we know about them? Are they brother and sister? Are they married? Just what were they doing on the hill together?

Shahid Trivedi :
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail a water.

Amrita :
And what happened next?

Shahid Trivedi :
Jack fell down and broke his crown

Amrita :
Go on.

Shahid Trivedi :
And Jill came tumbling after.

Amrita :
Prashant, there you have it. Two people innocently going about their business to fetch a pail of water when one of them falls down, breaks his crown, and the other comes tumbling after. Back to you in the studio Prashant. [Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "Water errand ends in tragedy"]

Prashant :
I have with me in the studio now, Professor Chandrashekar Belagare from the Indian Institute of Applied Hill Sciences. Professor: a hill; Jack; Jill; a pail of water. A tragedy waiting to happen?

Professor :
Well that depends on the hill, the two persons, the object they were carrying and the conditions underfoot. Let us look at the evidence so far.

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down

And broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after.

Clearly, one would suspect that if Jack’s fall was severe enough to break his crown then the surface of the hill must have been slippery or unstable. But I think we’re overlooking something quite fundamental here. Who was carrying the pail? Jack fell down and broke his crown and – this is the key – Jill came tumbling after. If Jack and Jill had been carrying the pail together, would they not have fallen at the same time? The fact that Jill came tumbling after suggests that Jack lost his footing first and perhaps knocked Jill over as he slipped.

Prashant :
Professor thank you very much. So there we have it, two persons – Jack and Jill – went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Later in the programme, Osama bin Laden killed in Abbotabad, Kanimozhi and Raja sent to Tihar jail, Shayad Halwa reveals names of ministers, and Pakistan launches nuclear warheads against key Indian cities. But next up, join us after the break for a studio discussion about hills, boys and girls and whether water-fetching trips should be supervised. We’ll be right back...

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:11 AM
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Indian on a flight. After a few drinks they started discussing their sex lives.

"Last night f**ked my wife four times," the Frenchman said and this morning she made me delicious breakfast and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I f**ked my wife six times," the Italian said, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

Now it was the turn of Indian to speak, but remained silent.

The Frenchman sarcastically asked him, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly asked. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop." Indian answered.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:12 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:13 AM
Lost in 'hindi' translation! =)) =))

1)Yo baby! wasup? ~arre munni!
ye upar kya hai?

2)Listen buddy, dat chick is
mine~suno dost,wo murgi ka
baccha mera hai.

3)R u nuts?~kya aap akhrot hai?

4)Rock d party baby ~patthar
maro jashn mein, bachhi. X_X

5)Lets hangout! ~chalo bahar
latakte hai..

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:14 AM
How to Make a girl Happy?
It's not at all difficult.
U only need to be
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Mechanic
8. Decorator
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312. Good listener
313. Organizer
314. Good boyfriend
315. Very clean
316. Sympathetic
317. Athletic
318. Warm
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1054. Courageous
1055. Determined
1056. True
1057. Intelligent
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10014. Pest exterminator
10015. Psychiatrist
10016. Healer
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3110010. Stylist
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Do this & they'll surely think about giving a smile

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:14 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:15 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:16 AM
Teacher: How many planets are there?
.
Student: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
.
Teacher: Aur batao!
.
.
Student: Bas sab badiya, aap batao kya chal raha hai??

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:17 AM
What's faster than a speeding bullet?



No, not Rajinikant!!



What is it?


An Indian with a coupon!!!

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:17 AM
Who Says Chemistry is Easy!!!

Chemistry is Complicated...

2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom DuringTest...

G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test

G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?

G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...
G2 : NO !

G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !

G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !

G1 : What's Okay ?
G2 : Just K !

G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?

G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..

G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O

G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen

G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K

G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO

G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh

G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH

G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly

G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium

G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !

G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me ... But IAm Asking Your Help
G2 : U !

G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium

G1 : You Are An a*s
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS

G1 : You Are An a*s
G2 : Exactly !!

G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium !

abhisays
04-05-2012, 12:18 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:23 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:25 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:26 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:26 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:27 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:31 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:32 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:33 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:33 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:34 AM
Once Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there.

After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"

Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...

1.Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?

2.Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3.Why does Manmohan Singh & the Congress party not support Baba against corruption?

Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."

Just then the recess bell rang.

Sonia: "Oh students, we will continue after the recess is over".


After the recess...

Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?

RAM raises his hand.


Sonia: "What's your name"?


Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...

1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?


4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?


5. Where is Rahim?
:lol:

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:35 AM
Funny Proposal

Boy:-I Love U


Girl:-Tumne mere me kya dekh liya Jo muje propse kar rhe ho?


Boy:- Sab kuch dekhne k liye hi to propose kar raha hu..

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:36 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:36 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:37 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:40 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:41 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:42 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:43 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:44 AM
Abhay deol has a crush on sunny leone but can't get married.... After marriage she wld be called Sunny Deol :-O

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:44 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:45 AM
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.


The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:


"I'm the Boss!"


He then taped it to his office door.


Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:



" Your wife called, she wants her sign back !"

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:45 AM
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvelous dinner... Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:46 AM
Poetic Resignation:

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig

The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say

My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age

This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate

Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk

That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace

I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess

No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:46 AM
HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:47 AM
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store.

Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:47 AM
What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.


WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?



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MEN'S WORDS


1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:47 AM
Love Lust & Marriage

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.


LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.


MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

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LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."


LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."


MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.

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LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.


LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?


MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

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LOVE - When you share everything you own.


LUST - When you steal everything they own.


MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

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LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.


LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.


MARRIAGE - When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:48 AM
Distinction between "Guts " and "Balls"

Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:48 AM
The KGB had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the KGB agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said."You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife,"

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:49 AM
This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down in the bathroom when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them ,

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:49 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:50 AM
Biwi vo hoti hai jo,

Shaadi ke baad apne husband ki

ki saari aadadto

ko badal deti hai,

aur baad me kehti hai ki,

"aap pehle jaise nahi rahe".

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:50 AM
7 days before exam.. DAY 1-itne easy exam me itni
chuttiyaan...haha...aaram se ho jayega..! DAY 2-abhi toh 6...6 din pade h..huh! DAY 3-aaj toh yaar uske ghar jana
tha ..yahan jana tha vahan jana tha..kal
padhenge.. DAY 4-aaj padhunga..puri raat...10
baje...off to sleep..kal pakka.. DAY 5-bhai syllabus bta-- bs itna sa
main yun hi tension le ra hun...! DAY 6-kya padhu kuch samajh nahi aa
rha..ye karta hun..nahi ye karta
hun...ye ..vo ..ye .,,vo...."GHANTA padhu
ab" DAY 7-abey tune kitna kar liya....? kuch bhi ni bhai tune kitna ? abey lagi padi h...bhai paper ka
jugaaad kar lo paise mila k.. kar lo bhai bol ra hun..
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. .
"ON EXAMINATION DAY" "kaash ek din aur mil jata..faad deta
subject..!!" xD xD

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:51 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:52 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:53 AM
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04-05-2012, 08:54 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:54 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:55 AM
Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:

"Anyone got a c*ck?" All men rose.

"I meant anyone seen a c*ck?" All women rose.

"I mean anyone seen my c*ck?" All nuns rose.

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abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:55 AM
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:56 AM
Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.
But love marriage means to go to snake and say
Ly kat ly
Kat naaaa!

Nai nai tu kat

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:56 AM
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night,


When the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.


He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.



The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, **** smile, approached her.


Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.


"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."


Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."


The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...

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.
.

"Clean... My... House."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:56 AM
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.


One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, " You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.


When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:57 AM
Three contractors . . . One from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: " $2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the contract............ ......... ...!!

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:57 AM
Newton in Romantic Mood......


Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."

abhisays
04-05-2012, 08:57 AM
OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


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DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:15 AM
there are 3 kind of men.
ASIAN- has 1 wife and 1girlfriend but Luvs wife d most
AMERICAN- HAS 1wife and 1GF both but loves GF most
ARAB-HAs 14 wife and 9 GF but LUVS his CAMELS most

abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:16 AM
Indian wife Sanskaro wali hoti He.
Vo sabke samne apne pati ko "Abey Gadhe" "Oye Gadhe" nahi Kahti.
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isliye short me kehti hai
"A.G."- "O.G".
sunte ho?

abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:17 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:20 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:20 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:21 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:22 AM
Dear Santa Claus,
What do you want this Christmas ?






Yours truly,
Rajnikanth

abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:22 AM
Who is Ghanta claus??

A santa who doesnt bring you anything

abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:22 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:23 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:23 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:24 AM
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abhisays
04-05-2012, 09:24 AM
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ndhebar
05-05-2012, 11:17 AM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408048_250221825047202_229021220500596_643199_1139 042885_n.jpg
Old stuff but good humer

abhisays
12-05-2012, 01:38 PM
While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal: “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Kapil Sibal shouted: “You! Are you cutting my hair or making inquiry?” Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just asked.” Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee: “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?” Pranab shouted: “Why did you ask me this question?” Barber: “Sorry Sir, just asked you.” Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?” Barber: “No, Sir.” CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?” Barber: “No, Sir.” CBI: “Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?” Barber: “Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight and that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.”

ndhebar
13-05-2012, 12:26 PM
While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal: “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Kapil Sibal shouted: “You! Are you cutting my hair or making inquiry?” Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just asked.” Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee: “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?” Pranab shouted: “Why did you ask me this question?” Barber: “Sorry Sir, just asked you.” Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?” Barber: “No, Sir.” CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?” Barber: “No, Sir.” CBI: “Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?” Barber: “Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight and that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.”

amazing.........
funny stuff:crazyeyes::crazyeyes:

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:04 AM
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine

"Hi Darling", he says
"Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello.X_X =))

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:07 AM
Enginering and Medical college principal/dean argued that their students are Fearless . . .

Medical college’s principal/dean called his 2 students and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. .

They jumped . . .
...
The principal said ” see da guts ”

Engineering college’s principal called 2 students and told them to jump . . .

They said," Pagal hai kyaaa BUDHHAY! ”

The principal said ‘’see da guts”..

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:12 AM
‎7 facts about Woman:

1. Most important thing for woman is FINANCIAL SECURITY!

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes!

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they think they have nothing to wear in occasions!

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully!

5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied!

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them!

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:13 AM
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abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:14 AM
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/915-evolution-process.jpg

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:15 AM
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abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:17 AM
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya. usne ladki se poocha-
"English chalti hai naa?"
Ladki sharmate hue boli
"Soda sath me ho to desi b chalti hai.... !!

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:19 AM
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abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:21 AM
A woman asks her programmer husband to go shopping.
"Dear, please go to the corner store and buy a loaf bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen."
"OK, hun."
20 minutes later the husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.
"Dear, why on earth did you buy so much bread?"
"They had eggs."

abhisays
02-06-2012, 10:48 AM
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abhisays
02-06-2012, 10:49 AM
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02-06-2012, 10:52 AM
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02-06-2012, 10:57 AM
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02-06-2012, 10:57 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:02 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:02 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:03 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:03 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:05 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:07 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:12 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:14 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:14 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:16 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:16 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:17 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:18 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:19 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:24 AM
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02-06-2012, 11:27 AM
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