Munnabhai and Circuit jokes

[munnabhai]

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother’s brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay you

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose

[circuit]

Bole tho, ekdam Chakaas post kiya hai, mamu. Hamareko bahot pasand aaya. Aapun ko to aisaich blog pasand hai, baap. Baki blog ko khalaas ka dala, kya.

[sony]

PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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CIRCUIT
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU
Nehin.
CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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MAMU
Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI

Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

[Rinu]

1. PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha,Baap. Maa Kasam,par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

2. CIRCUIT: Bhai,Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai.Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit,wo Sunita ka baap aaya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai us ko bolo apun gaon gaya hai,kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit,abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega,par tum to bol sakta hai naa.

[Rinu]

1.MAMU: Chand to raat ko nikalta hai,aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

2. CIRCUIT: Bhai, wo apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nahin Bhai,wo apna chain pehchan lega.

3. MAMU: Bhai,apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega.Kuch upaay batao.
MUNNA BHAI: Tamil kyun,aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU: Mainey ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai,aur wo char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

[Rinu]

1. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

2. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit,bole to yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: To phir,yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole to,simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole to Baelgaadi.

3. CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu,tere ko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU: Nahin.
CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le,pata chal jayega.

[Rinu]

1.MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI:Yaad nehin hai yaar.Bahut purane baat hai.

2. MUNNA BHAI: Mamu,tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala,do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

3. MAMU: Oye,mar gaye yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

4. CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

5. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to first time 100 Rs fine,2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

[Madhu]

Very nice jokes....:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:

[Madhu]

MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

[Madhu]

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

[Madhu]

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

[Madhu]

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?

MAMU : B.A.

MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

[Sikandar_Khan]

बहुत बढियाँ दोस्तो मजा आ गया

[jalwa]

मित्र मुन्ना भाई जी, सर्किट जी, रीनू जी,सोनी जी, मधु जी, आप सभी के अमूल्य योगदान के लिए आपको मेरी और से हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं. दोस्तों, आपको यह जानकार बहुत हर्ष होगा की अब अपने फोरम का रंग रूप बहुत ही बदल चुका है. और इस फोरम को एक हिंदी फोरम के रूप में पहचान भी मिल चुकी है. मेरा आप सभी से विनम्र निवेदन है की कृपया हिंदी विभाग में भी शिरकत करें. वहां आपको बहुत सी उपयोगी जानकारियाँ मिलेंगी. साथ ही दोस्तों से बातचीत करने के लिए "चौपाल" की सुविधा भी है. कृपया एक दफा जरुर हिंदी विभाग में दर्शन दें. धन्यवाद. आपका शुभचिंतक दोस्त...जलवा.

[swahil]

मुन्ना भाई :अपुन को कैसे पता चलेगा की ये बकरा है या बकरी ?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.