sumit
08-02-2010, 07:26 PM
Ever since the news of the Satyam fraud hit the headlines, jokes on B Ramalinga Raju and Satyam have been doing rounds on the internet and as text messages. Here are some of the best:
Raju Raju
Yes People
Cheating us?
No People
Telling Lies?
No People
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA
:lol: :lol:
A new word has now been added in the Dictionary :
Satyamisation
1. Inflating profits
2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)
Examples
- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised
- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off)
Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised
Wife: "So was his manhood"
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Cartoon on a website:
Satyam Computers chief Ramalinga Raju confessed that he cooked books to show more profits. Soon we'll see more demand for cooks in the corporate world!
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:D
Raju Raju
Yes People
Cheating us?
No People
Telling Lies?
No People
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA
:lol: :lol:
A new word has now been added in the Dictionary :
Satyamisation
1. Inflating profits
2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)
Examples
- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised
- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off)
Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised
Wife: "So was his manhood"
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Cartoon on a website:
Satyam Computers chief Ramalinga Raju confessed that he cooked books to show more profits. Soon we'll see more demand for cooks in the corporate world!
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:D