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swahil
12-02-2010, 07:23 AM
बिट्*टू के घर कन्या ने जन्म लिया तो चिंटू ने कहा- जब लड़की बड़ी होगी तो लड़के उसे रोज छेड़ेंगे।
बिट्*टू- मैंने इसका इन्तजाम कर दिया है।
चिंटू- वह कैसे?
बिट्*टू - मैंने उसका नाम 'दीदी' रख दिया है।
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
priya
16-02-2010, 09:19 PM
Symbol: Miss
Atomic Weight: Highly Variable
Atomic Number: 420
Physical Properties:
1. Boils Very Rapidly
2. Freeze Very Quickly
3. Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts
Chemical Properties:
1. Very Active And Highly Reactive
2. Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
3. Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
4. Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen Of
Same Species
Other Properties:
1. Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other
Cosmetics
2. Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
3. Cries Instantaneously
Uses:
1. A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
2. Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent
Caution:
1. Highly Explosive
2. Handle With Care & At Ur Own Risk
This Is True Try It For Ur Self!!!
:gm::gm::gm:
jbend
01-03-2010, 09:47 AM
Symbol: Miss
Atomic Weight: Highly Variable
Atomic Number: 420
Physical Properties:
1. Boils Very Rapidly
2. Freeze Very Quickly
3. Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts
Chemical Properties:
1. Very Active And Highly Reactive
2. Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
3. Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
4. Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen Of
Same Species
Other Properties:
1. Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other
Cosmetics
2. Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
3. Cries Instantaneously
Uses:
1. A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
2. Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent
Caution:
1. Highly Explosive
2. Handle With Care & At Ur Own Risk
This Is True Try It For Ur Self!!!
:gm::gm::gm:
:lol:Believable!
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