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abhisays
09-04-2012, 10:48 PM
Sidhu Says :: famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu
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abhisays
09-04-2012, 10:49 PM
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
* This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
* Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
* He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
* The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
* Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
* The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
* Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
* You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
* Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
* He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
* One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
* This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
* Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
* You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
* The cat with gloves catches no mice.
* Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
* He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
* The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
* Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
abhisays
09-04-2012, 10:55 PM
# Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.
# Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)
# Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.
# Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.
# Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
# Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
# Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.
abhisays
09-04-2012, 10:55 PM
# Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
# Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
# Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
# Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
# Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...
# On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack "Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (
# When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.
# Navjot Sidhuon meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!
# Ashish Nehrafacing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree.
# Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
# Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.
# Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!
# Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.
# There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
# On Ganguly's six "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. "
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