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abhisays
13-04-2012, 07:15 PM
कमेन्टगीरी :: ये हुई ना बात!!!

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abhisays
13-04-2012, 07:20 PM
जब से IT industry इंडिया में आई है लोगो के पास ऑफिस में इन्टरनेट आ गया है, और जो लोग फ़ोकट रहते है, काम पर कम ध्यान देते है, वो सभी इन्टरनेट पर ब्लॉग, फोरम, फसबूक, ट्विट्टर आदि पर समय बिताते रहते हैं और हर घटना पर अपने कमेन्ट देते रहते हैं. कुछ कमेन्ट तो काफी जबरदस्त और रोचक होते हैं. इस सूत्र में मैं वैसे ही कुछ कमेन्ट, पोस्ट और tweet पोस्ट करूंगा. उम्मीद करता हूँ, यह सूत्र आप लोगो को पसंद आएगा.

यहाँ दी गयी सामग्री हिंदी और अंग्रेजी दोनों में होगी.

abhisays
13-04-2012, 07:27 PM
यह सूत्र समर्पित है उन मेहनतकश लोगो को जो ऑफिस में काम छोड़ कर बाकी सब कुछ करते हैं.

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x4544092/sleeping_office_worker_700-00364011.jpg

abhisays
13-04-2012, 07:30 PM
शाहरुख़ जब एअरपोर्ट पर २ घंटे के लिए रोक दिए गए तब ट्विटर पर किसी ने लिखा.

http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/shahrukh-khan15620.jpg

@kevingala: What did the officers at the airport tell SRK? - " Shah RUK "

@CricketSaurabh: SRK detained again in US? Unleash the sequel of My Name is Khan now in revenge

@indiantweeter: SRK was carrying weapons of Mass destruction, DVD's of RA.one and MNIK

who says don to pakadna mushkil hi nahi balkin namumkin hai :)

Sasoor har jagah style marenge to yahi hoga

abhisays
13-04-2012, 07:45 PM
Nazam Sethi ke friday times mein India Paksitan talks par ek bahut hi badhiya cartoon aaya..

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/beta2/tft/20120413/large-p-1-a.jpg

abhisays
13-04-2012, 08:23 PM
ममता के कार्टून पर बंगाल में बवाल.

बंगाल के यादवपुर विश्वविद्यालय के प्रोफेसर और उनके पड़ोसी को मुख्यमंत्री ममता बनर्जी, रेलमंत्री मुकुल रॉय और पूर्व रेलमंत्री दिनेश त्रिवेदी का व्यंग्यात्मक कोलाज बनाना और उसे सोशल नेटवर्किग साइट व ई मेल पर डालना महंगा पड़ा। शुक्रवार को पुलिस ने रसायन शास्त्र के इस प्रोफेसर अंबिकेश महापात्र व उनके पड़ोसी सुब्रत सेनगुप्ता को गिरफ्तार कर लिया। कुछ घंटों के बाद अलीपुर कोर्ट ने उन्हें पांच-पांच सौ रुपये के निजी मुचलके पर रिहा कर दिया। मुख्यमंत्री ममता बनर्जी ने कहा है कि कोई अन्याय करता है तो गिरफ्तार होगा ही।
http://in.rediff.com/news/2012/apr/13cartoon1.jpg

abhisays
13-04-2012, 08:24 PM
The translation of the cartoon:

The cartoon is a spoof on the dialogues from the film Sonar Kella by Satyajit Ray. It is the story of Mukul, a kid who recalls his past life including a golden fortress (sonar kella). Two goons kidnap Mukul as they hope to unearth the treasure from the house.

In their bid, they attempt to murder a psychiatrist Dr Hajra, who is accompanying Mukul to Rajasthan to find out truths about his past life.

The cartoon is based on a particular scene in the film where one of the goons (played by Kamu Mukherjee) pushes Dr Hajra from a cliff while the other goon starts impersonating Dr Hajra thereafter.

When Mukul asks about the original Dr Hajra, the goons tell him that he was a dushtu lok (a bad person), hence was made to vanish. The cartoon that drew Mamata's ire depicts her pointing at the railways and asking Mukul Roy if he can see the sonar kella?

The next bit of the spoof has Mukul pointing at Dinesh Trivedi and stating, Ota dushtu lok! (That is the bad guy)

The last part has Mamata gleefully saying, dushtu lok? Vanish!

abhisays
13-04-2012, 11:45 PM
http://abhisays.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cartoon.jpg

abhisays
16-04-2012, 03:31 PM
Found this comment on rediff's discussion zone.

The great Indian middle class ::

If you are born into a education-emphasized middle class family, then you end studying a good 3 decades, without any aim. At class 10, you choose Biology as per your interests, so as to keep your options open for both medical and engg. Then, after having struggled for two years stying Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology and after having excelled in all 4, one waits for the Engg Rank and Medical Rank. As medical seats and few and far between and the ladder to the top is a long and arduous one, the majoirty choose Engg over medical ( those 2 yrs of hard work on biology goes waste). At engg, he is so obsessed with either a Tech job after graduation or an IT job or try GATE (fully technical) or try GMAT/GRE ( English based) or CAT (aptitute/maths/GD). There he gets to choose an Management (therby 4 yrs of tech knowledge goes waste) and ends up doing a MBA from a second-tier school in general management. Finally gets into the IT industry on the business side (does he have any business knowledge ???) as a fresher, gets promoted to a Project manager in 5 yrs and starts playing politics to save his job. A medicine interested teenager turned engg turned MBA graduate turned IT Project Manager !!!

Life goes on and on without any meaning to it.

Suresh Kumar 'Saurabh'
16-04-2012, 04:47 PM
कभी-कभी मुझे लगता है कि यह हिन्दी फोरम नहीं है।

abhisays
16-04-2012, 05:11 PM
कभी-कभी मुझे लगता है कि यह हिन्दी फोरम नहीं है।


ऐसा नहीं है इस फोरम पर ९० प्रतिशत कंटेंट हिंदी में है. चूँकि इस सूत्र में इन्टरनेट पर से लिए गए कमेन्ट दिखाए जा रहे हैं, इसलिए कुछ कमेन्ट इंग्लिश में भी हो सकते हैं, यह मैंने पहले पोस्ट में लिख दिया है.

ndhebar
16-04-2012, 05:16 PM
कभी-कभी मुझे लगता है कि यह हिन्दी फोरम नहीं है।
पर जनाब कभी कभी आँखों को जो दिखाई देता है वो सच नहीं होता
मायाजाल भी कोई चीज है

abhisays
16-04-2012, 05:24 PM
और एक बात कहूँगा, यह अंग्रेजी भाषा हर जगह ऐसी जम गयी है की इसे पूरी तरह साफ़ करना काफी मुश्किल है.

कुछ उदहारण देता हूँ.
१. फिल्म स्टार हिंदी फिल्म में काम करते है, लेकिन interview हमेशा इंग्लिश में देते हैं.
२. हाई कोर्ट और सुप्रीम कोर्ट में जिरह और बहस अंग्रेजी में होती है.
३. कोई भी वेबसाइट कितना भी हिंदी में हो URL , username , software सब अंग्रेजी में ही होता है.
मैंने कही पढ़ा है नेताजी सुभाष चन्द्र बोस ने १९४० में कहा था की हिंदी को अगर सचमुच विज्ञान, व्यापार, और समूचे भारत की भाषा बनाना है तो सब लोगो को देवनागरी लिपि में नहीं बल्कि हिंदी को रोमन लिपि में लिखना चाहिए. जरा सोचिये आज हिंदी रोमन में लिखी जाती तो इंजीनियरिंग और मेडिकल की पढ़ाई इंग्लिश में करने की जरुरत ही नहीं पड़ती.

abhisays
16-04-2012, 05:39 PM
Raj, Secrets, Revolution: A Life of Subhas Chandra Bose का scan किया हुआ एक पाराग्राफ पोस्ट कर रहा हूँ.


http://myhindiforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15765&stc=1&d=1334579828

abhisays
17-04-2012, 12:26 PM
आज यह जोक इन्टरनेट पर काफी viral हो गया है.
पंजाबी - हमारे पास संता है बनता है, तुम्हारे पास क्या है, है?
बंगाली - हमारे पास ममता है.

abhisays
19-04-2012, 05:16 PM
आज भारत ने अग्नि ५ का सफलता से टेस्ट किया, अब पूरा का पूरा चीन इस मिसाइल के बदौलत हमारे range में आ चूका है. चीन के किसी भी इलाके से भारत इसपर हमला कर सकता है. इस सफलता से आम जनता और social मीडिया में लोग अपने ख़ुशी का इजेहार कर रहे है.

कुछ लोगो ने तो काफी मजेदार कमेन्ट भी किये.. पेश है उनमे से कुछ कमेन्ट.

abhisays
19-04-2012, 05:24 PM
## Celebrate India...This moment is worth a toast, more than Sachin's 100th hundred. Congratulations

## Sonia aur Manmohan ko ispar biitha ke China bhej do....

## Pakistan bola :: Yaar hum logo pe daya karo...hamari shaheen missile and Ghauri missile nakli hai...please hamein Agni - 1, bhik mein de do...

## This is what we call achivement . Scientists are our Bharat Ratnas. Not some body who have got hollow 100th 100.

## Why the they went to Odhisha ?? this could have tested in terrorist camps in POK directly or 10 Janpath... anyways... congratulations to all..!! Jai Hind..!!!!


## Agni V launch was better than IPL V launch. Proud moment for every Indian


## 5000 km tak agar koi bhi ungli karega ... us par yeh girega!

## Why waste even a single missile for testing ? Just drop it over Islamabaad to test..!!! LoL!!

MANISH KUMAR
24-04-2012, 03:56 PM
## Pakistan bola :: Yaar hum logo pe daya karo...hamari shaheen missile and Ghauri missile nakli hai...please hamein Agni - 1, bhik mein de do...
..

## Agni V launch was better than IPL V launch. Proud moment for every Indian


## 5000 km tak agar koi bhi ungli karega ... us par yeh girega!

## Why waste even a single missile for testing ? Just drop it over Islamabaad to test..!!! LoL!!

:lol: ये बेस्ट थे. :bravo:

abhisays
27-04-2012, 07:16 AM
सचिन के द्वारा राज्यसभा सदस्यता स्वीकार करने के बाद बहुत से फैन सचिन से खुश नहीं हैं.

For decades, I have been a supporter or Tendulkar. But it began changing in the past year.
First, I developed a perception that he and a group of interested people were artificially extending his endorsement related commercial shelf life. This came with his patchy participation in the Indian Team, as he absented himself every other series while giving his fullest to IPL.
His ill considered comments on making the ODI a 25+25 overs (in effect 2 T25s) along with other observations on cricket led me to believe that he is not a thinker. He has never been a leader either.
Now this! He perhaps wants to be a high flyer after his retirement, but he has taken the path of Sidhu and Azhar. I cannot respect him.
I am no longer a supporter of Tendulkar. He is no Dravid. He is no Ganguly. He remains one of the best and richest batsmen the country has produced, but nothing more.
Mr Tendulkar has fallen in stature.

abhisays
02-05-2012, 07:12 PM
Rajesh Khanna ka yeh naya ad aajkal social media par bahut hit hai..

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abhisays
02-05-2012, 08:48 PM
Sachin ke Rajya Sabha sadsyasta par..

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/150772_353129754743779_130701053653318_936932_8625 12542_n.jpg

abhisays
03-05-2012, 12:58 PM
The Jammu and Kashmir chief minister tweets on Sachin's hairy decision:

Omar abdullah @abdullah_omar Can we start a drive to bring back Sachin's curly hair???#JusticeForCurlyHair

Ramesh Srivats tweets
@rameshsrivats Sachin: I play every bal straight.

abhisays
03-05-2012, 12:59 PM
Noida-based techie's tweet wins $36,000 MBA seat in US:
In the age of Twitter, where 140 characters can earn you millions of followers, a 25-year-old Noida-based engineer won something rather more substantial. Rahul Rathi(@Rathirahul86), a technical associate withTech Mahindra, got himself an MBA seat valued at $36,400 in a US-based college after he participated in an 'International TweetCompetition' organized by the University of Iowa's Tippie School of Management (TSM).

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/social-media/Noida-based-techies-tweet-wins-36000-MBA-seat-in-US/articleshow/12971706.cms

abhisays
03-05-2012, 10:59 PM
बराक ओबामा ने एक नया विज्ञापन लौंच किया है जिसे देखकर भारत के आईटी वालो को अच्छा नहीं लगेगा.. :giggle::giggle::giggle:

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abhisays
03-05-2012, 11:00 PM
इस विज्ञापन का नाम है "Swiss Bank Account"


"Swiss Bank Account" highlights Mitt Romney's belief that a strong economy is built on outsourcing, loopholes and risky financial deals. As a corporate CEO, he shipped American jobs to places like Mexico and China. As governor, Romney outsourced state jobs to India, and now as a candidate for president he is pushing tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas.

Romney's economic scheme stands in stark contrast with President Obama's efforts to continue moving the country forward by rebuilding an economy that's meant to last, by out-building, out-innovating and out-educating the rest of the world, and making the things the rest of the world buys by closing loopholes and providing incentives that are bringing jobs back to America.

prashant
06-05-2012, 06:28 PM
मैंने कही पढ़ा है नेताजी सुभाष चन्द्र बोस ने १९४० में कहा था की हिंदी को अगर सचमुच विज्ञान, व्यापार, और समूचे भारत की भाषा बनाना है तो सब लोगो को देवनागरी लिपि में नहीं बल्कि हिंदी को रोमन लिपि में लिखना चाहिए. जरा सोचिये आज हिंदी रोमन में लिखी जाती तो इंजीनियरिंग और मेडिकल की पढ़ाई इंग्लिश में करने की जरुरत ही नहीं पड़ती.

यदि नेता जी की यह बात मान ली जाती तो हम पेपर में लिखने की भाषा क्या चुनते!!:think:
यदि आज के विद्यार्थीयों को देवनागरी लिपि में पढ़ाया जाये तो मुझे लगता है की इंजिनियर और डॉक्टर की पढ़ाई कठिन हो जायेगी.

abhisays
11-05-2012, 05:51 PM
The cartoon that disrupted Parliament today:

The Ambedkar cartoon that has disrupted proceedings in both the houses of Parliament today. The cartoon which appears in the NCERT textbook, Indian Constitution at Work, has a cartoon on page 18, showing Dr. Ambedkar sitting on a snail which is labelled Constitution, cracking a whip; behind him is Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru, also shown with a whip. The caption says: "Cartoonist's impression of a snail's pace with which the Constitution was made. Making of the Constitution took almost three years''

http://myhindiforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=16467&stc=1&d=1336740641

abhisays
14-05-2012, 03:29 PM
Sridevi on 'Satyamev Jayate': Top 10 funny tweets

@GrumpyGoan: Finally figured out who played Voldemort in the Harry Potter films. Sridevi.
@ofnosurnamefame: Considering Sridevi is so concerned about children, she must donate her nose to make plastic toys for kids.
@14_yr_old_Etard: Sridevi chose to come to the show because no breakfast cereal or soap brand signed her up for endorsements.
@lindsaypereira: Soon, all government policy will be based on the opinions of our intelligent Bollywood stars. Many thanks, Aamir and Sridevi.
@FRIEDFOODBRAIN: Sridevi's old new nose looks pretty sharp. I bet when she goes to an opening ceremony all she do is bend down to cut the ribbon.
@PM0India: Sridevi is trending. Has she been nominated to Rajya Sabha? Sonia ji didn't even tell me this time.
@KKRvsDADA: if it wasn't about child abuse sridevi wud certainly have talked about her experience with boney
@utkarsha01: Sridevi was invited in Satyamev Jayate. I can understand what she must have gone through when her husband is Boney Kapoor.
@Greyllusionist: The thing that surprised me the most on yday's #SatyamevJayate is Sridevi's hair!! What does she do to it man?
@shadymumbai: After seeing Sridevi give her Movie Dvd's ...Now soon all Fimmakers will want to distribute their Cd's/ Dvd's to everyone on #satyamevjayate

abhisays
14-05-2012, 08:23 PM
Sometimes, I admire Arnab Goswami.


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abhisays
17-05-2012, 11:44 PM
The Last Word: What's the future of the 2G case?

कल करण थापर के शो लास्ट वर्ड में 2G घोटाले पर काफी अच्छी चर्चा हुई।

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abhisays
20-05-2012, 02:41 PM
ममता बनर्जी भाग खड़ी हुई, लोगो के सवाल के जवाब नहीं दे पायी.

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abhisays
22-05-2012, 08:36 PM
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh spoke on the completion of three years of the UPA government's second term in the office. Here's the full text of the Dr Singh's speech.

It gives me great pleasure to welcome you to this function to mark the completion of the third year of the second UPA government.
I believe that the annual Report to the People that we are releasing today presents an objective statement of what we have achieved in office over the past year. I welcome an informed and constructive debate on our performance.

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We will be the first to say we need to do better. But let no one doubt that we have achieved much.
Despite an adverse international environment, the economy grew by about 7 percent in 2011-12, which is amongst the highest in the world. Sustained high rates of growth during the UPA government's tenure have enabled us to pursue our agenda of inclusive and equitable growth.
I will highlight some of the achievements of our policies that aim to bring succour to the aam aadmi.

•Poverty has declined at twice the rate that it did before the UPA Government's tenure.

•There have been notable successes in agriculture. The agricultural growth rate has risen to 3.3% per annum in the 11th Five Year Plan as against 2.3% per annum in the 10th Five Year Plan. Rural wages also have increased. Farmers have been given handsome prices for their crops. This year has seen record foodgrain production, crossing 250 million tonnes for the first time in our history.

•More than Rs. 2 lakh crores was disbursed to 2.75 crore marginal and small farmers as loans.

•Primary school enrollment has become near universal. We have opened 51,000 schools and appointed 6.8 lakh teachers in the last two years.

•India has been declared polio-free.

•The Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee Scheme now reaches one out of five households in the country.

•India was the second fastest growing telecom market in the world. We added nearly 10 crore new telephone connections last year, including more than 4 crore in rural areas.

•We added new power generation capacity of 20,000 MW last year which is almost equal to the capacity added during the entire 10th Five Year Plan Period. We provided 35 lakh new electricity connections in rural India last year.
Affirmative measures to help expand opportunities for Scheduled Castes, Scheduled Tribes, Other Backward Classes, minorities and women are a top priority for the UPA government. These efforts are being intensified.

Last year saw the flawless test launch of the Agni-5 long range ballistic missile and the successful fabrication and launch of the RISAT-1 satellite which can take images even in cloudy weather. I
congratulate our scientists for these great achievements.
The internal security scenario has by and large been satisfactory. The peaceful conduct of Panchayat elections in Kashmir and the high voter turnout show that things are changing in the State. The scourge of Naxalism however continues to be a major problem and I seek the cooperation of the concerned State Governments to tackle this menace.

In foreign policy, there were significant developments in our relations with neighbours, notably with Bangladesh, Pakistan and Myanmar. The success of the BRICS Summit held in New Delhi reflects India's growing presence on the world stage. As a responsible member of the United Nations Security Council and other international fora, we have made important contributions in addressing global issues.
Despite these real achievements, there are uncertainties and a large unfinished agenda before us.
Difficult decisions have to be taken on both spending and revenue mobilisation. Both the Centre and the States have to be fiscally responsible. We also have to remove implementation bottlenecks that are preventing large projects from getting off the ground. We have to quicken the pace of implementation of our policies of inclusive growth, particularly in the areas of health and education. We need to improve coordination between the Centre and States on important issues that face the country.

Some people have questioned the sustainability of our growth process. I recognise that we face pressures on our balance of payments and that the fiscal situation needs careful management. Determined measures are needed to boost the climate for industrial investment, both domestic and foreign. An urgent priority is to resolve issues relating to land acquisition, resettlement and the environment. We need to strengthen our food security system by building more storage capacity. We must address the scourge of malnutrition through multi-dimensional interventions. We need to scale up our skill development programme.
We know there is public frustration and anger on the issue of corruption. I wish to assure our people that we are working sincerely to address this issue through both legislative and administrative measures. Legislation is before Parliament to establish a Lokpal, ensure time-bound delivery of goods and services and judicial accountability.

We are trying to ensure exemplary punishment to the guilty while also ensuring that public servants feel secure in taking bona fide decisions that are in the national interest.

I am confident that the resilience and hard work of our people, supported by actions of our government, will ensure that our economy bounces back.
I pledge that the UPA government will work with renewed determination to pursue these tasks.

I urge all political parties to rise above partisan considerations and strengthen our hands so that India can face the uncertain global environment with greater confidence and rise united to the challenges we face as a nation.
As we enter our ninth year in office, I reiterate the commitment of our Government to the values, the objectives and the policies that have brought new hope to millions of our fellow citizens. Jai Hind.

abhisays
23-05-2012, 03:00 PM
अपना रुपैया जल्द ही Senior सिटिज़न बनने वाला है.

abhisays
23-05-2012, 07:38 PM
Delhi ::

June 2002 mein petrol 30 Rs/lit tha..

aaj 70 Rs/lit hai..

kya ho raha hai is desh mein???:india:

abhisays
23-05-2012, 07:39 PM
Month Delhi (Petrol Price)
1-Dec-11 65.67
16-Nov-11 66.42
4-Nov-11 68.64
16-Sep-11 66.84
1-Jul-11 63.7
15-May-11 63.37
2-Mar-11 58.37
16-Jan-11 58.37
16-Dec-10 55.87
9-Nov-10 52.91
2-Nov-10 52.59
17-Oct-10 52.59
21-Sep-10 51.83
8-Sep-10 51.56
26-Jun-10 51.43
1-Apr-10 47.93
27-Feb-10 47.43
2-Jul-09 44.72
29-Jan-09 40.62
6-Dec-08 45.62
6-Nov-08 50.62
16-Jul-08 50.62
6-Jun-08 50.56
24-May-08 45.56
15-Feb-08 45.52
6-Jun-07 43.52
16-May-07 42.85
1-Mar-07 42.85
16-Feb-07 42.85
30-Nov-06 44.85
20-Jun-06 46.85
5-Jun-06 47.51
6-Sep-05 43.49
20-Jun-05 40.49
5-Apr-05 37.99
1-Apr-05 37.99
15-Nov-04 37.84
4-Nov-04 39
31-Jul-04 36.81
15-Jun-04 35.71
31-Dec-03 33.7
12-Dec-03 32.7
16-Oct-03 31.7
31-Aug-03 32.4
1-Jun-03 30.3
16-May-03 30.4
26-Apr-03 31.49
16-Apr-03 32.49
1-Apr-03 33.49
16-Mar-03 33.49
1-Mar-03 23.1
1-Feb-03 30.71
16-Jan-03 30.33
3-Jan-03 29.93
1-Dec-02 28.91
16-Nov-02 29.57
1-Nov-02 30.26
17-Oct-02 30.24
1-Oct-02 29.91
16-Sep-02 29.66
1-Sep-02 29.2
16-Aug-02 29
1-Aug-02 29.18
1-Jul-02 29.18
16-Jun-02 29.18
4-Jun-02 29.94

abhisays
24-05-2012, 12:14 PM
Pappu from Punjab commented on recent petrol's price hike When I heard this news I was riding on my scooter. Upon hearing the price increase I put my scooter in neutral and let it go as far it could go. When it stopped I started walking it. I already have two friends ride on my bike to work. Now my third friend Joshi is also asking for ride to work. We cannot fit four of us on a scooter with fat Joshi. I’ve told him that he can ride on his bicycle and I will let him tie his bicycle’s handle to my scooter with a rope. If this scheme goes well on tomorrow then we will be buying more ropes next week. I am sure rope guys will be making more profit than petrol pump guys. Some will be buying ropes like me for towing bikes and some will be buying ropes for suicides.

abhisays
24-05-2012, 12:18 PM
Attendant : Saab, Kitne ka daaloon? Customer : 2-4 Rupye ka.. Car ke upar spray kar de bhai.... Aag lagani hai :D:D ab yahi karna padega... agar aisi hi sarkar chalti rahi to..! :-(

abhisays
24-05-2012, 03:08 PM
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg changed his status to 'married' recently, but his social-networking website is causing a third of all divorces, a new UK survey has claimed.

According to the survey, feuding couples are increasingly complaining about their spouse's behaviour on Facebook in divorce filings, with inappropriate messages to the opposite sex being the biggest cause for complaint.

More than 33 per cent of divorces last year listed Facebook as a contributing factor, a study of 5000 divorce petitions by UK law firm Divorce-Online found.
The figure has shot up from just 20 per cent in 2009.

"If someone wants to have an affair or flirt with the opposite sex then Facebook is the easiest place to do it," Divorce-Online spokesman Mark Keenan was quoted by the 'Daily Mail' as saying.

Incriminating status updates, suspicious check-ins at restaurants and inappropriate photographs being posted online were all increasingly being used as evidence in divorces.

"People need to be careful what they write on their walls as the courts are seeing these posts being used in financial disputes and children cases as evidence," Keenan said.

According to the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers, 80 per cent of US divorce attorneys said the number of cases using the social network had increased.

K Jason Krafsky, co-author of 'Facebook and Your Marriage', said office romances and out-of-town affairs that took months or even years to develop in the real world happened "with a lightning speed" on Facebook.

"On Facebook they happen in just a few clicks," he said. Krafsky said the social networking website differed from traditional dating websites in that it both re-connected old flames and allowed people to 'friend' someone they may have only met once or twice.

"It puts temptation in the path of people who would never in a million years risk having an affair," he said.

Even when affairs develop offline, Facebook provides a forum for couples to inadvertently arouse the suspicions of their partners.

The UK study also found couples who had already split up were using Facebook to vent about each other, posting nasty comments for all their friends to see.

Twitter only appeared in 20 of the petitions as part of behaviour allegations. Couples complained their spouses were using twitter to make insensitive comments about them.

abhisays
24-05-2012, 03:18 PM
Angst on rising prices, falling rupee on Twitter:

@tweetae_ABHAY @PrabhuChawla Petrol in 70s. Vegetables in 60s. Rupee in 50s. Diesel in 40s. Death in 30s. Yup!

@iamptk The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!

@i_common_man I really love the way people are complaining abt petrol price Hike & effects on them ...d Aam aadmi ... Using I-Phone & Blackberry

@karthik_s_r Aam Aadmi trending... We become celebrities only during the time of price rises :P

abhisays
25-05-2012, 06:56 PM
Swapan Dasgupta '@swapan55 BJP has problems but today's "skip meeting" controversy was purely a media creation

abhisays
25-05-2012, 06:58 PM
Anna supports Bharat Bandh against petrol price hike:
And of course, Anna Hazare has joined the call to arms against the petrol price hike.

"My activists will support the 'Bharat Bandh' called by the BJP and Left parties on May 30 to protest petrol price hike," Hazare said while addressing a public meeting in Nashik last night.

"If the government does not pass the Jan Lokpal Bill, I will begin my fast unto death at New Delhi," he said. When reporters quizzed him about his health and would be take up fasting during ill-health also, Hazare said, "I am totally fit."

abhisays
27-05-2012, 03:29 PM
US blogger Amanda Hocking is fast becoming a household name. After being rejected by two leading publishers, Amanda published her own books online, which soon became a rage. She's now earned over 2 million from her e-books.

http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/millionaire-woman-of-e-books/221196

abhisays
28-05-2012, 03:20 PM
यह खबर देखिये..


indian oil corporation on monday announced a net profit of rs 12,670.43 crore for the quarter ended march 31, 2012, a 224 percent yoy increase from rs 3,905.16 crore in the year-ago period.
Analysts expected the company to post a net profit of rs 9,400 crore during the quarter, up 140.70 percent yoy, according to et now estimates.
Total income increased to rs 1,30,305.35 crore in the fourth quarter from rs 99,130.03 crore for the march 2011 quarter, the company said in a bse filing.
The group posted a net profit after tax & minority interest of rs 4,225.98 crore for the year ended march 31, 2012, compared to rs 7,830.72 crore for the year ended march 31, 2011.
Total income increased to rs 4,12,111.16 crore for the year ended march 31, 2012, from rs 3,13,244.71 crore in the previous year.
The ioc board recommended a dividend of rs 5.00 per ordinary share for the financial year ended march 31, 2012.
At 02:10 p.m., the company's shares were trading 0.6 percent higher at rs 267. The stock has hit a high of rs 271.10 and a low of rs 265.10 in trade so far.



अभी कल ही मीडिया में यह चर्चा हो रही थी, तेल कंपनियों की हालत खराब है इसलिए पेट्रोल के दाम बढाने पड़े.. लेकिन इस खबर से ऐसा तो नहीं लगता

abhisays
28-05-2012, 03:22 PM
What Shah Rukh Khan said after the win:

I’ll try and underplay it. I can’t be very serious. But yes we are extremely happy. And I want to say… I want to thank Gautam and my boys and I want to thank my cheergirls… Tanya, Shanaya, Suhana and Arya. We have won because of my cheering team. So please do not look down upon the cheergirls of IPL. And here we have more cheerladies… point out to the sexiest cheerlady here (shows Gauri Khan).

From today onwards this team does not belong to any of us promoters. It belongs to Bengal. And we are completely thrilled. We still don’t believe we have won. This is something I want the youngsters to believe in that you need to have resilience, patience and belief. If you like something, if you dream big, you will achieve it. And above all, never forget to pray to Allah miya, to bhagwan, to god and all the farishteys and all the angels who look after us. We are extremely, extremely happy.

Let me be cool about this. Even if we needed 70 in the last two overs, we would have got them. We all just looked scared but we weren’t scared. Tonight we knew we were going to win because we tried hard, we have been resilient and we believed. And I want to thank everyone here in Chennai for being so nice to KKR every time we come here. And thank you Dhoni and thank you the whole CSK staff for being so kind. And god bless you. This will be the most memorable thing in the lives of all of us in KKR.

It’s not sunk in yet. We’ll have to sit with the team, chat with them, tell them how much we love them, how hard we’ve tried for four-five years. Things have gone wrong. And I want to just tell this to everyone that when we started this team all I thought was that I will teach youngsters how to win but in the process, I myself, who’s been working for so many years and have been successful, I learnt how to be good, how to be patient and not believe that everything is going to go right. But if it doesn’t go right, finally if you wait long enough, inshallah it will go right.

The celebrations are not going to stop. We are going to go to Bengal after this. We are going to go to Delhi if they allow me. I’ll go to China. I’ll go to America even if they don’t allow me inside. I’ll go everywhere.
(Sings Korbo lorbo jeetbo re)

I want to apologise to all my children that I misbehaved at the MCA. I am sorry. And I am sorry to all my viewers that I subjected you to a side of me which is not nice. So please forgive me. Forgive me because, you know, we have not won for a long time. Come on! You can give this much to me. I am sorry for misbehaving. If you make me win every year, I will not misbehave. So please allow me to win.

arvind
28-05-2012, 03:30 PM
यह खबर देखिये..




अभी कल ही मीडिया में यह चर्चा हो रही थी, तेल कंपनियों की हालत खराब है इसलिए पेट्रोल के दाम बढाने पड़े.. लेकिन इस खबर से ऐसा तो नहीं लगता
देशवाशियों......,
खाली क्रिकेट देखो,
क्रिकेट खाओ,
क्रिकेट पहनो,
क्रिकेट पर चलो,
बाकी सब भूल जाओ।
हमने तो कुछ भी नहीं लूटा है,
अभी तो बहुत ज्यादा जरूरत है -

पहले स्विस बैंक भर रहे है....,
फिर इटली भरेंगे।

abhisays
28-05-2012, 03:45 PM
देशवाशियों......,
खाली क्रिकेट देखो,
क्रिकेट खाओ,
क्रिकेट पहनो,
क्रिकेट पर चलो,
बाकी सब भूल जाओ।
हमने तो कुछ भी नहीं लूटा है,
अभी तो बहुत ज्यादा जरूरत है -

पहले स्विस बैंक भर रहे है....,
फिर इटली भरेंगे।


बिलकुल सही कहा अरविन्द जी.

क्रिकेट और बॉलीवुड: यह दोनों अफीम की तरह हैं. इनके नशे से सारे देश को लुटा जा रहा है. लेकिन किसी को इसका ध्यान भी नहीं है आखिरकार हम सब नशे में जो हैं.

arvind
28-05-2012, 03:55 PM
बिलकुल सही कहा अरविन्द जी.

क्रिकेट और बॉलीवुड: यह दोनों अफीम की तरह हैं. इनके नशे से सारे देश को लुटा जा रहा है. लेकिन किसी को इसका ध्यान भी नहीं है आखिरकार हम सब नशे में जो हैं.
शातिर और देशद्रोही लोग आज सफ़ेद कपड़े पहन कर देश-सेवा के नाम पर देश के साथ वही कर रहे है, जो अंग्रेज़ो ने अपने देश के साथ किया था। पर अभी वाले लुटेरे बदकिस्मती से इसी देश मे पैदा हुये है और इसी देश के नागरिक है।

मगर सबसे बड़ा सच तो ये है कि हम खुद अपने आप को लुटाने को तैयार बैठे है, तो दूसरे पर अंगुली उठाने से क्या फायदा है। हाँ लूटने-पिटने के बाद दूसरे पर अंगुली उठा कर हम खुद को झूठी तसल्ली देकर थोड़ी झेप तो मिटा ही सकते है।

abhisays
28-05-2012, 07:58 PM
Watch: Saudi woman confronts religious police over painted nails


A video of a Saudi woman confronting the religious police over breaking modesty rules with her painted nails has gone viral after she posted it on the YouTube, Daily Mail reported on Saturday.

The woman, who has not been identified, refuses their demands that she leave the mall where she is shopping and tells them that her nails are "none of (their) business".

She filmed her confrontation with the members of the Commission for Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice (CPVPV) on her mobile phone and posted it on YouTube.



It has ignited a debate in Saudi Arabia over the way that members of the commission should deal with people in public places.

The video shows several men in traditional Saudi dress, who have apparently stopped the woman to chastise her for the immodesty of her freshly manicured nails.

One of the men orders the woman to leave the mall, but she refuses and the pair becomes embroiled in a heated argument in the middle of the mall's concourse.

"The government didn't send you to follow me," she yells at them. "The government said there would be no persecution (of women). Your job is to advise people and move on. You have no right to harass anyone."

A probe has been opened into the incident, the Gazette reported.

OpUUOYRLW3k

abhisays
29-05-2012, 12:34 PM
Poonam Pandey Tweets..

पूनम पाण्डेय ने KKR की जीत के बाद अपने कपडे उतार दिए.. और अपना फोटो पोस्ट किया... उसके बाद ट्विट्टर पर काफी लोगो ने कमेन्ट किया.. कुछ ट्विट मैं यहाँ शेयर कर रहा हूँ.


Comedy Central India (@ComedyCentralIn): Each time you read a Poonam Pandey tweet, you kill a few brain cells.

Faking News (@fakingnews): Dear Poonam Pandey, petrol ke daam badhe hain, kapdo ke nahi!

The Weird King (@rixabh): You can't be more jobless than Poonam Pandey.

Tauseef Ahmad (@tauseefa75): poonam pandey har kisi ke jasan me samil ho jati hai......aur wo nde ho kar manati hai.........

Mayank (@Moosza): Q. What do u call Poonam Pandey dressed in a salwar? A. Impossible :)

Ankit Jain (@indiantweeter): Poonam Pandey is doing what our ancestors did , when they lived in Jungle

Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai): Difference between Poonam Pandey and Sunny Leone ... Same Difference between Dollar and Rupee 1:56 #justsaying

arvind
29-05-2012, 01:20 PM
Poonam Pandey Tweets..

पूनम पाण्डेय ने KKR की जीत के बाद अपने कपडे उतार दिए.. और अपना फोटो पोस्ट किया... उसके बाद ट्विट्टर पर काफी लोगो ने कमेन्ट किया.. कुछ ट्विट मैं यहाँ शेयर कर रहा हूँ.


Comedy Central India (@ComedyCentralIn): Each time you read a Poonam Pandey tweet, you kill a few brain cells.

Faking News (@fakingnews): Dear Poonam Pandey, petrol ke daam badhe hain, kapdo ke nahi!

The Weird King (@rixabh): You can't be more jobless than Poonam Pandey.

Tauseef Ahmad (@tauseefa75): poonam pandey har kisi ke jasan me samil ho jati hai......aur wo nde ho kar manati hai.........

Mayank (@Moosza): Q. What do u call Poonam Pandey dressed in a salwar? A. Impossible :)

Ankit Jain (@indiantweeter): Poonam Pandey is doing what our ancestors did , when they lived in Jungle

Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai): Difference between Poonam Pandey and Sunny Leone ... Same Difference between Dollar and Rupee 1:56 #justsaying
ये भी एक अच्छा मुद्दा उठाया है आपने। ये मोहतरमा लीक से हटकर कुछ कर रही है नाम कमाने के लिए। ये इनके जिंदगी का बेस्ट परफॉर्मेंस मे से एक है। वैसे बदनाम होकर भी नाम और सोहरत कमा रही है। आखिर हम भी तो यही चाहते है।

वैसे किसी को पता है ये डॉo टेस्सी थॉमस कौन है?

abhisays
29-05-2012, 01:57 PM
ये भी एक अच्छा मुद्दा उठाया है आपने। ये मोहतरमा लीक से हटकर कुछ कर रही है नाम कमाने के लिए। ये इनके जिंदगी का बेस्ट परफॉर्मेंस मे से एक है। वैसे बदनाम होकर भी नाम और सोहरत कमा रही है। आखिर हम भी तो यही चाहते है।

वैसे किसी को पता है ये डॉo टेस्सी थॉमस कौन है?


Scientist hai

Agni 5 wale project team mein head thi..

abhisays
29-05-2012, 04:18 PM
There is as much Kolkata in KKR, as there was jeans in the movie Jeans or progressive in United Progressive Alliance!

arvind
29-05-2012, 05:32 PM
scientist hai

agni 5 wale project team mein head thi..
आप यही सवाल आज के गैजेट पीढ़ी से पूछिये, देखिये कितने लोग इसका सही जवाब देते है। साथ ही साथ पूनम पांडे और सन्नी लेओन के बारे मे भी पूछिए..... मै जो कहना चाहता हूँ, तब आपको अच्छी तरह से समझ मे आ जाएगा।

abhisays
29-05-2012, 06:23 PM
आप यही सवाल आज के गैजेट पीढ़ी से पूछिये, देखिये कितने लोग इसका सही जवाब देते है। साथ ही साथ पूनम पांडे और सन्नी लेओन के बारे मे भी पूछिए..... मै जो कहना चाहता हूँ, तब आपको अच्छी तरह से समझ मे आ जाएगा।



बिलकुल सही कह रहे हैं... आप..

इसी मुद्दे को लेकर The Hindu newspaper ने कुछ महीने पहले 3 विज्ञापन release किये थे..


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abhisays
30-05-2012, 03:20 PM
आज तो हद ही हो गयी है, NDTV और हिंदुस्तान times वालो ने आखिरकार आराध्या बच्चन की झलक ले ही ली. देखिये... exclusive footage hai..



http://drop.ndtv.com/albums/uploadedpics/small/ash-baby1_634739859722092780.jpg

http://movies.ndtv.com/images/showbiz/ash-aaradhya-exclusive.jpg

http://www.hindustantimes.com/Images/Popup/2012/5/aaradhya.jpg

abhisays
30-05-2012, 08:23 PM
kahi mila to yahan chipka diya.. pata nahi kitna sahi hai.

Swami Ramdev Eating, Food, Habits, Lifstyle

◦ Swami Ramdev believes in very simple living and eats very basic food.
◦ Swami Ramdev eats 2 times a day.
◦ Swami Ramdev gets up early morning like 4 O’clock.
◦ Swami Ramdev does not watch movies.
◦ Swami Ramdev works 16 to 18 hours a day.
◦ Swami Ramdev drinks glass of water in morning.
◦ Swami Ramdev sleeps on the ground.
◦ Swami Ramdev wears wood shoes (Khadau)

What Swami Ramdev Eats:

1. Loki, Tori, Tinda, Green vegs boided or raw. Prefers organic
2. Water & milk and prefers cow’s milk.
3. Fruits, Prefers organic

What Swami Ramdev does not eat:

1. Swami Ramdev does not eat Fast food or processed food such as burgers(barbadi ka ghar), Pizaa ( Jo sehat ko pee jaye.

2. Swami Ramdev does not drink soft/pop drinks such as coke, pepsi etcs. These are considered best toilet cleaners by him and in India.

Other Facts:

Swami Ramdev does not like to use soaps, shampoos etc. as they have Animal fats and made from killing innocent animals.

abhisays
01-06-2012, 03:22 PM
बिहार के आरा शहर में रणबीर सेना के पूर्व मुखिया ब्रह्मेश्वर सिंह उर्फ मुखिया की हत्या कर दी गई है।

http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories//2011july/page-17-1-230_070911122554.jpg

http://media2.intoday.in/indiatoday///images/stories/2011july/untitled-2-enlarge_070911123538.jpg

abhisays
04-06-2012, 05:11 PM
यह तब का विडियो है जब रोदीस वाले रघु इंडियन idol के audition में गए थे.

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abhisays
04-06-2012, 05:11 PM
नकली रघु

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abhisays
04-06-2012, 08:47 PM
On Twitter: Shobhaa De @DeShobhaa We know the country's in trouble when a tainted Yoga Guru/Godman advises activists not to name names!Why?Ignore Ramdev.Go ahead Kejriwal.

abhisays
04-06-2012, 08:48 PM
Is bringing back black money anti-national, Gadkari asks Cong:
In the wake of Sonia Gandhi's remarks against the Opposition and civil society, BJP president Nitin today said her charges were baseless and sought to know if the Congress feels Baba Ramdev's demand for bringing back black money is anti-national.

"Sonia Gandhi's allegations against Baba Ramdev are baseless. Is it anti-national to demand that Indian black money be brought back for the country's well-being? I feel she should not have done so. She should rise above party politics and work to save and free the country from price rise, poverty
and hunger", Gadkari said.

"I am very sad and it is unfortunate that on an issue of national importance such baseless allegations have been levelled for political gains. This is not proper and the people of the country will not agree with her", Gadkari said.

abhisays
04-06-2012, 08:48 PM
Under Manmohan Singh UPA has killed growth: BJP: Poor shape of economy and massive corruption in UPA government would result in defeat of the ruling coalition in the next general elections, BJP MP and
party's spokesperson Prakash Javadekar claimed here today.

"In Emergency days in 1975, when inflation and corruption were high, regime change happened. In 1987-89 also the same situation was there and again the regime changed.

"The same is going to happen in 2014, inflation and corruption are high and the government change is imperative," he told reporters here. Charging that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has failed to steer the economy on the path of progress despite being an economist, he alleged that the indecision and policy paralysis on the part of government resulted in India's growth getting killed.

"Indian growth was an entrepreneur-led story. It was the success of Indian entrepreneurs in a free environment that took the growth to the level of nine per cent. But with policy paralysis in the government, it came down to 5.3 per cent in last quarter. "It shows the shape of things to come in future. Under Manmohan Singh, UPA has effectively killed the Indian growth story," Javadekar said.

abhisays
04-06-2012, 08:48 PM
Whole world passing through difficult phase: Sonia: More on the CWC meeting.
A combative Congress President Sonia Gandhi today made a scatching attack on the opposition and civil society for levelling "baseless" allegations against
the Prime Minister and the party, saying it was part of a conspiracy and told partymen to fight back.

"In a democracy, it is the job of the opposition to oppose but the manner in which opposition and some anti-Congress elements are, as part of a conspiracy, levelling baseless allegations against the Prime Minister, the UPA government, the party and some of our colleagues, is a matter of regret," she said in her opening remarks at the meeting of the Congress Working Committee.

"We will have to fight fiercely against such allegations at the party and the government levels," Gandhi said with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh by her side. Without referring to the petrol price hike, she said there have been economic challenges too that are impacting the common man.

"The whole world was passing through a difficult phase and we have to face it and we are facing it". She said the report to the people brought out on the third anniversary on the UPA government was a "document of success in spite of the difficulties."

abhisays
05-06-2012, 03:21 PM
Dabangg Movie Poster


http://im.rediff.com/movies/2012/jun/05sld11.jpg

abhisays
05-06-2012, 03:21 PM
http://im.rediff.com/movies/2012/jun/05sld3.jpg

abhisays
06-06-2012, 02:23 PM
Planning Commisions ka 35 lakh ka toilet..

http://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/sitepix/06_2011/toilet_1006.jpg

abhisays
07-06-2012, 07:24 PM
GOOD NEWS! Re back at 54-level

abhisays
07-06-2012, 07:25 PM
On This Day in 1893 Mahatma Gandhi refuses to comply with racial segregation and is forcibly ejected from a train at Pietermaritzburg

abhisays
08-06-2012, 06:41 PM
कोलकाता: कार्टून विवाद के बाद पश्चिम बंगाल सरकार ने एक टीवी कार्यक्रम में हिस्सा लेने को लेकर सरकारी कॉलेजों के उन दो प्रोफेसरों को कारण बताओ नोटिस जारी किया है जिन्होंने उस दौरान कथित रूप से सरकार विरोधी टिप्पणियां की थी।

झारग्राम राज कॉलेज के प्रोफेसर देबाशीष सरकार और हुगली मोहसिन कॉलेज की प्रोफेसर शोंपा सेन को उच्च शिक्षा निदेशालय ने कारण बताओ नोटिस जारी किया है और उनसे पूछा है कि क्या टीवी कार्यक्रम में हिस्सा लेने से पहले उन्होंने सरकार से इस बात की इजाजत ली थी।

हालांकि उच्च शिक्षा मंत्री बी बसु ने आज कहा कि इस मामले में कोई विवाद नहीं होना चाहिए। उन्होंने कहा, ‘‘हमने तो बस इतना जानना चाहा है कि क्या बतौर सरकारी कॉलेज शिक्षक उन्होंने नियमों के अनुसार विभाग से इजाजत ली। अभिव्यक्ति की स्वतंत्रता सभी के लिए है। मुझे कोई टिप्पणी नहीं करनी।’’ उन्होंने कहा कि सरकारी कॉलेजों के शिक्षकों के लिए नियमों का पालन अनिवार्य है।

ndhebar
08-06-2012, 09:43 PM
Is bringing back black money anti-national, Gadkari asks Cong: In the wake of Sonia Gandhi's remarks against the Opposition and civil society, BJP president Nitin today said her charges were baseless and sought to know if the Congress feels Baba Ramdev's demand for bringing back black money is anti-national. "Sonia Gandhi's allegations against Baba Ramdev are baseless. Is it anti-national to demand that Indian black money be brought back for the country's well-being? I feel she should not have done so. She should rise above party politics and work to save and free the country from price rise, povertyand hunger", Gadkari said. "I am very sad and it is unfortunate that on an issue of national importance such baseless allegations have been levelled for political gains. This is not proper and the people of the country will not agree with her", Gadkari said.
hamre idhar ek tho kahawat hai
"BHALA KARE SO BHITTAR JAYE":think:

mhfuser
08-06-2012, 09:46 PM
Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh today demanded an inquiry into the assets acquired by BJP president Nitin Gadkari in the last 15 years. "I am ready for an inquiry into my assets and want that those acquired by Gadkari should also be probed," Digvijay said at a campaign rally for Devendra Sadho, the Congress candidate for the June 12 Assembly by-election in Maheshwar. He further alleged that BJP President spent Rs 16 crore on the wedding of his son, where two lakh people were fed. Taking a swipe at yoga guru Baba Ramdev, the Congress leader said that before talking about black money, he should reply to the notice for Rs 80 crore tax sent by Income Tax Department and another for Rs 40 crore evasion of sales tax, sent by the Uttarakhand government. By-poll at Maheshwar was necessitated by elevation of the sitting MLA to Rajya Sabha.

abhisays
08-06-2012, 11:58 PM
:india::india::india::india::india:

abhisays
09-06-2012, 06:45 PM
The row over RK Laxman's cartoon relating to the 1965 anti-Hindi agitation by Tamils deepened with key UPA ally DMK demanding it be removed from the National Council of Education Research and Training (NCERT) class XII text book. DMK chief M Karunanidhi joined MDMK's Vaiko's protest against the cartoon. "The 1938 and 1965 anti-Hindi agitations are moments of pride for DMK. The cartoon ridiculing such a movement would infuriate Tamils. Therefore, the Centre should immediately intervene and ensure it is removed from text books to respect Tamils' sentiments," Karunanidhi said on Saturday.

http://myhindiforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=16952&stc=1&d=1339249497

abhisays
09-06-2012, 06:46 PM
Indians need an urgent dose of humor and tolerance. Its sad to see erstwhile cartoons evoking such emotions. Either we have lost all our tolerance or our sanity. Its really sad to see such news coming up in a democracy.

abhisays
09-06-2012, 06:55 PM
सचिन ने बंगला नहीं लिया...इसके पीछे वो कारण बता रहे हैं की वो सरकार पर बोझ नहीं डालना चाहते लेकिन...

यह खबर भी पढ़िए..

The bungalow No. 5 on the elite street was incidentally occupied by former Delhi chief minister Sahib Singh Verma and former Haryana chief minister Bansi Lal's son Surender Singh. Call it ill-fate, but both of them died in accidents.

While Sahib Singh Verma died on June 30, 2007 in a car accident on the Jaipur-Delhi Highway (NH-8), Surender Singh lost his life when his helicopter crashed near Saharanpur on March 31, 2005.

No wonder, rumours are abound that the bungalow is jinxed.

और गौर करने वाली बात यह भी है की

"दुनिया जानती है की सचिन कितने बड़े अन्धविश्वासी हैं... "

abhisays
11-06-2012, 08:58 PM
बिहार को लेकर गुजरात के मुख्यमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी द्वारा दिए बयान से नाराज़ बिहार के मुख्यमंत्री नीतीश कुमार ने पलटवार करते हुए मोदी को अपना घर संभालने की सलाह दी और कहा कि वह (मोदी) पहले अपना दामन देखें।

इसके साथ ही नीतीश ने मोदी को बिहार पर टिप्पणी न करने की सलाह देते हुए कहा कि बिहार अपनी कमजोरियों से लड़ते हुए विकास की राह पर आगे बढ़ रहा है। नीतीश ने यह भी कहा कि हम दूसरों पर टिप्पणी नहीं करते, सो, कोई और भी बिहार पर टिप्पणी न करे तो अच्छा होगा।

उल्लेखनीय है कि राजकोट में हुई भाजपा कार्यकारिणी की दो-दिवसीय बैठक के समापन सत्र के दौरान रविवार को अपने संबोधन में मोदी ने कहा था कि बिहार के नेताओं द्वारा जातिगत राजनीति किए जाने के कारण यह प्रदेश पिछड़ गया। इसी बयान को लेकर बिहार में सत्तासीन जनता दल (यूनाइटेड) और विपक्षी दल राष्ट्रीय जनता दल ने मोदी की खिंचाई की थी।
बिहार विधानपरिषद के सदस्य और जद (यू) के प्रदेश प्रवक्ता नीरज कुमार ने कहा कि मोदी अभी अपनी पार्टी और गुजरात के बहुत सारे अंदरूनी संकटों से जूझ रहे हैं, सो, ऐसे में वह अपने मन के भाव प्रगट नहीं कर रहे हैं, बल्कि कहीं पर निगाहें, कहीं पर निशाना लगा रहे हैं।

नीरज का कहना था कि कि ऐसी बात कहने से पूर्व मोदी को ध्यान रखना चाहिए कि यहां उनकी पार्टी भी सरकार में शामिल है। नीरज ने कहा कि गुजरात को आधारभूत संरचना विरासत में मिली और बिहार का अधिकांश हिस्सा बाढ़ और सुखाड़ से प्रभावित रहा, परन्तु उसके बावजूद प्रदेश के मुख्यमंत्री नीतीश कुमार की कार्यकुशलता के बूते यहां बड़ी उपलब्धियां हासिल की गईं।

नीरज ने कहा कि देश के आर्थिक आंकड़ों ने साबित कर दिया है कि बिहार जैसा बीमारू राज्य विकास दर और प्रति व्यक्ति आय के मामले में गुजरात से बहुत आगे है और बिहार का जो गौरवपूर्ण इतिहास पूर्व में रहा है, यह उसी दिशा में बढ़ता हुआ कदम है।

जद (यू) के प्रदेश प्रवक्ता के मुताबिक बिहार में इन प्रतिकूल परिस्थितियों के बावजूद जो विकास दर हासिल हुई है, वह आधारभूत संरचना के क्षेत्र में हमारे कार्यों का नतीजा है। वित्तीय प्रबंधन की बदौलत हम इसे विकास के मार्ग पर आगे लेकर चल रहे हैं। उन्होंने कहा कि बिहार में जातिगत बंधन टूटे हैं। यहां 115 नरसंहार हुए थे, जो अब बंद हुए हैं तथा यहां सामाजिक समरसता एवं सांप्रदायिक सौहार्द का माहौल बना है, वह कुछ लोगों को रास नहीं आ रहा है।

नीरज ने कहा कि नीतीश अक्सर कहा करते हैं कि सामाजिक समरसता एवं सांप्रदायिक सौहार्द हमारी पूंजी हैं और बिहार की 10 करोड़ जनता का मानव श्रम है, जिसकी बदौलत बिहार विकास कर रहा है और ऐसा ही बिहार में सत्ता में शामिल मोदी जी की पार्टी भाजपा के लोग भी कहते हैं। उन्होंने कहा कि लोग बयानबाजी करते रहते हैं, परन्तु मुख्यमंत्री कर्म में विश्वास रखते हैं, और बिहार जैसे बीमारू राज्य को विकसित प्रदेश की दिशा में ले जाने की कोशिश कर रहे हैं, यह बात देश और दुनिया कबूल कर रही है।

मोदी के इस बयान को बिहार में प्रतिबंधित जातीय संगठन ब्रह्मेश्वर मुखिया की हत्या और उसके बाद उनके समर्थकों द्वारा तोड़फोड़ और आगजनी की घटनाओं से जोड़कर देखे जाने के बारे में पूछने पर नीरज ने कहा कि स्थिति का मूल्यांकन किया जाए तो अगर उस दिन पुलिस कार्रवाई करती तो गांवों में बड़ी मुश्किल से स्थापित सामाजिक सौहार्द बिगड़ सकता था।

उन्होंने कहा कि बिहार सरकार ने संयम से काम लिया और यह निर्णय भी लिया कि जिन लोगों ने भी उस दौरान उपद्रव किया था, उन्हें चिह्नित कर स्पीडी ट्रायल कराया जाएगा, जिससे भविष्य में कोई ऐसी हिम्मत नहीं कर सके।

abhisays
12-06-2012, 04:40 PM
A Parsi earning Rs 90,000 a month is 'poor' :crazyeyes:
The Planning Commission may find those earning more than Rs 32 a day ineligible to qualify as poor but for Mumbai's tiny but affluent Parsi community a 'poor Parsi' is one who makes upto Rs 90,000 per month.
The Bombay Parsi Punchayet (BPP) informed the Bombay High Court on Monday that it has revised the definition of a 'poor Parsi' as one who earns upto Rs 90,000 per month in order to become eligible for accomodation in a subsidised housing scheme of the community.

There are about 5000 houses which are given on rent to the members of the Parsi community estimated to be around 45,000 in the city.

Earlier, the income limit for a poor Parsi was Rs 50,000 but it was raised to Rs 90,000 after BPP decided to sell some flats in suburban Andheri at subsidised rates to members of the community.

The court was hearing a petition filed by 65-year-old Rohinton Taraporewala, a resident of Dahanu in Thane district, challenging BPP's decision to reject his claim for allotment of a flat in Panthaki Baug in Andheri, North-west Mumbai.

Taraporewala had submitted names to show that some from the community were allotted flats in Panthaki Baug despite their income exceeding Rs 50,000 per month.

abhisays
12-06-2012, 07:23 PM
Muksit Ahamed, an M.Tech student of IIT Delhi, has created a textile that can completely change its colour to match the background.
Soldiers wearing it can completely camouflage their dress, in the thick of action, with a press of a button. It is an electrically conducive fabric, and with the press of a button the temperature changes, automatically making the fabric change colour to match the background.

This textile could prove to be a boon for the soldiers and their equipment, which need to be camouflaged to evade detection by the enemy in the battlefield.

:bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo::bravo:

raju
12-06-2012, 07:54 PM
Modi vs Rahul Gandhi is like..hard work vs dynasty politics,
intelligence vs arrogance, development vs politics, visionary vs destructor, sense vs nonsense, national integration
vs divisive politics, nationalism vs pseudo-secularism

raju
12-06-2012, 07:57 PM
जय हो हिंदुस्तान, तुम्हें लूटना कितना है आसान.

abhisays
14-06-2012, 05:33 PM
Prez polls on Twitter:

Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats So, Mamata and Mulayam have become friends? Maybe they can form a new party together. They could call it Maamul.

@simondenyer Manmohan for president? Swapping one powerless role for another perhaps? Figureheads must be hard to come by these days.

@Iamtenalirama Karunanidhi has suggested a name to Sonia for president, says DMK leader TR Balu. I doubt if it will be Dayalu Ammal or Rajathi Ammal.

abhisays
01-08-2012, 07:57 AM
देश में बिजली संकट के लिए कहीं गुजरात के मुख्यमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी तो जिम्मेदार नहीं है ? मोदी के प्रशंसक विरोधियों की चुटकी लेते हुए ऐसे प्रश्न पूछ रहे हैं।

दूसरी ओर, मोदी इनदिनों तीन लोगों के लिए मुसीबत लेकर आए हैं। इसमें सबसे ऊपर सपा से निकाले जा चुके शाहिद सिद्दकी हैं। जबकि इनके बाद रामदेव और कांग्रेस सांसद विजय दरडा का है।

शाहिद सिद्दकी ने मोदी का खास साक्षात्कार लिया तो सपा ने उनसे किनारा कर लिया। रामदेव ने जब मोदी के साथ मंच साझा किया तो टीम अन्ना को यह पसंद नहीं आया। जबकि कांग्रेसी सांसद विजय दरडा ने मोदी को गुजरात का शेर और संत बताया तो उन्हें पार्टी से जवाब तलब कर लिया।

खैर मोदी एक बार फिर ट्विटर पर छाए हुए हैं। पढ़िए ट्विटर पर आए कुछ ट्वीट्स...
मनीष अग्रवाल ‏(@iManishAgarwal) ने ट्विटर पर लिखा है कि टीम अन्ना ने फिर मोदी पर निशाना साधा। अन्ना लोकपाल ला सकते हैं लेकिन मोदी अच्छा प्रशासन लाएंगे।

कामेश ‏(@kameshratnam) चुटकी लेते हुए ट्वीट करते हैं कि दिल्ली और अन्य राज्यों में सुबह से पावर कट, क्या है मोदी की गलत नीतियों की वजह से है? थैक गॉड बिजली संकट के लिए मोदी को ब्लेम नहीं किया जा रहा है।

abhisays
24-08-2012, 04:02 AM
उत्तर प्रदेश के गाजियाबाद में एक दारोगा ने एक दुकान ने मोबाइल पर हाथ साफ कर दिया। उस समय तो किसी को मोबाइल चोरी होने की भनक तक नहीं लगी, लेकिन सीसीटीवी कैमरे की फुटेज ने दारोगा साहब की चोरी को सबके सामने ला दिया।


http://khabar.ndtv.com/video/show/news/243259

abhisays
06-10-2012, 08:29 PM
अरविन्द केजरीवाल और करण थापर

जरुर देखे।

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