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sony
06-03-2010, 07:50 AM
Guys, I am going to share some funny hindi poems.

Read and Enjoy!


दिल से बोलू एक बात मैं सच्ची,

हम तुम एक डाल के पंछी,

दोस्ती हमारी ये होगी न कच्ची,

तेरी photo से तो मेरी negative अच्छी...

sony
06-03-2010, 07:51 AM
Propose करने का शेर:

कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में,

मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में,

हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता,

अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता...

sony
06-03-2010, 07:52 AM
जब बारिश होती है,
तुम याद आते हो.
जब कलि घटा छाए,
तुम याद आते हो,
जब भीगते हैं तुम याद आते हो,
बताऊ मेरा छत्री कब दो गी!

raju
06-03-2010, 07:59 AM
Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,


Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................

neha
06-03-2010, 08:08 AM
Aisa Apna Husband Ho

5'10"-6' jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj uska light ho
aisa apna husband ho

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo
jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon,
bole my love.. tum kitni nice ho
aisa apna husband ho

muje rani bana ker rakhe,
to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahe,
jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho
aisa apna husband ho

palakon pe bitha ke rakhe jo
shadi ke baad bhi gym chalu rakhe wo
subah coffee ke aroma se muje uthaye wo
b'day & wedding anniversary gift ki shopping ke liye time nikale jo
aisa apna husband ho

jaha chahoon jaoon,
jo chahe karoon,
kuch is tarah ki life ho
her doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aur sath mein uska 1 supplementary credit card aur mobile ho...
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasman mein, jaise ke kite ho
aisa apna husband ho

aisa apna husband ho
aisa apna husband ho.......

raju
06-03-2010, 08:10 AM
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)

Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE;
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.

Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebuoy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta;
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita.

Tum aa gaye ho,
noor aa gaya hai;
chalo teeno movie chalen.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'
Aur khuda tumse puche,
'Abe sale gadhe, ab utrega kaise??'

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le zaalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade josh ke sath;
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade shhor ke sath;
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!!!

LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...

Ladka bola kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad.Irshaad.

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

to be remember.....
.alcohol kills man(/women) slowly .so what who wants to die soon.

DotNet
06-03-2010, 10:30 AM
:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling:

Nice ones really.

rambler
06-03-2010, 05:29 PM
Hamare Padosi

Pata nahi kya baat hai humme jo hamare padosi aise mile jo na hume jaan paye na hi hum unhe.

Har naye padosi ka humne kiya hardik abhinandan,
lekin badle me hume mila mansik krandan.

Pratyek mitrata roopi pasa palat gaya,
aur shatruta ka naag fann gaya.

Humne har prakar naye saathiyon ko apnana chaha,
par jyadatar nirmohiyon ne dhakka hi maara.

Jab jab flat khali hua humne soch badli,
ab nahi bolenge kabhi, ye dharna rakh li.

Par wah re hamari sahan shakti ke kya kahne,
naye logon ke aate hi hum chale unse milne.

Ye kya, phir nirasha ne ki hamari swagat,
apna sa muh latkaye hum phir ghar ko aaye.

Ab phir se hai flat khali, par dil me phir hai umang,
abki baar shayad mile hume padosi jinke ho naye dhang.

rambler
06-03-2010, 05:30 PM
सर्दी-खांसी

सर्दी-खांसी से बुरा हाल है
डॉक्टर को दिखाया है
हालत सुधर रही है
ढेरों कैप्सूल खाया है!

जब सर्दी-खांसी हो जाती है
मन चिडचिडा हो जाता है
नाक बहती रहती है
कुछ भी नहीं भाता है!

भगवान् बड़े रोग दे दे
पर दे न कभी सर्दी-खांसी
कुछ खास नुकसान तो नहीं होता
पर मन में छायी रहती उदासी!

सर में थकान सी रहती है
सब भारी-भारी लगता है
किसी काम में दिल नहीं लगता
बस सोने का मन करता है!

नाक सुड-सुड करता है
आवाज अजीब हो जाती है
कुछ दिन आदमी नहीं नहाता
छीकें खूब आती हैं!

मैं तो इतना हेल्थी हूँ
फिर भी सर्दी लग जाती है
प्रकृति के आगे जोर नहीं चलता
सर्दी-खांसी सालाना आती है!

ajaypathak
12-03-2010, 07:00 AM
nice poems. Thanks for sharing. I love Hindi Poems.

abhishek
23-03-2010, 06:21 PM
ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE
IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA
HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE

Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de,
Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de,
Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar,
Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de,
Kya husn kya jamal hai tera,
tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de.

Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai….
Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se….
Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki,
Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se…

Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi
Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai
Insha Allah zindagi rahi to
Mulaqat bhi hogi…

Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi
Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi
Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko
Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi

hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki
Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum
aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota

abhishek
23-03-2010, 06:22 PM
Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum…
kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki

abhishek
23-03-2010, 06:22 PM
Ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

abhishek
21-06-2010, 06:57 AM
जिनकी याद में हम दीवाने हो गये, वो हम ही से बेगाने हो गये.
शायद उन्हे तलाश है अब नये प्यार की, क्यूंकी उनकी नज़र में हम पुराने हो गये

बाकी कुछ ना रहा ज़माने में, जवानी गुज़र रही महखाने में.
अब तो करले मेरे प्यार पे यकीन, वरना ज़िंदगी बीत जाएगी आज़माने में.

तुम्हारी हर अदा का क्या जवाब दूं, अपने प्यार को क्या उपहार दूं.
कोई अच्छा सा फूल होता तो माली से मँगवाता, जो खुद गुलाब है उसको क्या गुलाब दूं.

वक़्त हूमे भुला चुका है, मुक़द्दर भी ना भुला दे.
हम प्यार इसलिए नही करते, की कहीं हूमे फिर से कोई ना रुला दे.

sagar -
03-04-2011, 07:04 PM
Propose करने का शेर:

कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में,

मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में,

हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता,

अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता...
अच्छा लिखा हे :banalema::banalema:

DHIRENDRA
08-07-2011, 03:47 PM
mai dhirendra hoo sab ka pyara
maa ka ankho ka tara
firta hoo mai mara mara
kadmo mai hai jamana sara
sirf hindi forum ka hai sahara
mousham vata mujhka jara
mai achha hoo sab sa jyada :elephant:
lakin sab kehata mujhko awara.

DHIRENDRA
08-07-2011, 03:54 PM
garmi ka ek Faida hai...

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socho kya.!

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kya soch rahe ho..???


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bus ek hi Faida hai..!

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sardi nahi
laGti.

Emma
08-07-2011, 10:22 PM
सच में आप ने बहुत ही अच्छा लिखा ह .आप द्वारा लिखा गयी पोयम बहुत ही अच्छी लगी हमको. आप का बहुत बहुत धनयवाद .

Emma
08-07-2011, 10:33 PM
अच्छा पोएम ह

YUVRAJ
04-09-2011, 10:21 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:जब बारिश होती है,
तुम याद आते हो.
जब कलि घटा छाए,
तुम याद आते हो,
जब भीगते हैं तुम याद आते हो,
बताऊ मेरा छत्री कब दो गी!

Michael11
18-09-2011, 12:05 AM
सच में अच्छा पोएम ह

Michael11
20-09-2011, 11:45 PM
yarr sach me mast poem ha .

abhisays
23-09-2011, 09:16 AM
आप लोगो को अच्छा लगा.. :bravo::bravo:

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 03:57 PM
Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...
Zindagi se hara hua hai ....

Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta,
Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati
hui hai....

par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain,
ye nahi jaanta,

Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai..

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Das hazaar customers mein se ache
Customer dhoond lete hain lekin ,

Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami
dikhayi nahi deti,

PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain,
Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti...

Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi ,
Weekdays ko naha raha hai...

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...

Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala,
"Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye,

Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala,
Cigrette me kho gaya,

Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai ,

Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...................................

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 03:59 PM
Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya;
Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti
Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti
Yahaan Par To Raises Hai, Inflation Se Sasti
Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi
Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi
Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki
Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Jalaa Do Ise, Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor
Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem
Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer
Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 04:02 PM
ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi
books uthakar, chashma lagakar
library se guzarti thi
kuchh padna tha shayad usko
jaane kisse darti thi
jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
mujhse poochha karti thi
engg. Kaise hoti hai
ye engg. Kaise hoti hai
aur mein bas itna keh pata tha

"kitaben khuli hon ya hon band
padhai last night hi hoti hai
kaise kahoon main o yaara ye
engg. Aise hoti hai

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 04:06 PM
Mere Haath ho, tumhare hath mai
poonem ka hath ho aur shital ka hath me mera hath ho. Fir?
Fir kya teeno milke khelenge, ghum ghum chakri babo layo bakri

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 04:24 PM
ek engineer ka dard

engineer woh hai jo aksar phasta hai
interviews ke sawaal mae
badi companiyon ki chaal mae
boss aur client ke bawaal mae
engineer woh hai jo pak gaya hai
meetings ki jhelai mae
submissions ki gehrai mae
teamwork ki chatai mae
engineer woh hai jo laga rahta hai
schedule ko failane mae
targets ko khiskaane mae
roz naye-naye bahane mae
engineer woh hai jo
lunch time mae breakfast karta hai
dinner time mae lunch karta hai
commutation ke waqt soya karta hai
engineer woh hai jo pagal hai
chai aur samose ke pyar mae
cigeratte ke khumar mae
birdwatching ke vichar mae
engineer woh hai jo khoya hai
reminders ke jawaab mae
na milne wale hisaab mae
behtar bhavishya ke khwaab mae
engineer woh hai jise intezaar hai
weekend night manane ka
boss ke chhutti par jaane ka
increment ki khabar aane ka
engineer woh hai jo sochta hai
kaash padhai pe dhyaan diya hota
kaash teacher se panga na liya hota

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 04:25 PM
Ek Ameer Ladke ko school
me garib parivar pe essay
likhne ko kaha gya.
essay me usne likha.
ik garib parivar tha.
pita garib,
maa garib,
bache garib
parivar me 4 naukar the, wo bhi gareeb.
car bhi tooti hui safari thi.
unka garib driver bachon ko tooti hui car me school chhod k aata tha.
bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha.
bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the.
ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the.
sara parivar badi mushkil se
aish kar raha tha.

singhtheking
08-10-2011, 04:30 PM
Mera source code Padh kar hasana nahi,
Ise chalta dekh tum fasana nahi....
Main testing karata Hun Boss ki Kasam,
Bina piye Whisky, Beer ya Rum....
------ MUSIC --------
Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein,
Beche Windows usne mujhe saste mein,
Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoon"
Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoon
Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aana
Bill Joy ko bol diya na baba naa
Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car
Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar
Par development ke liye main to kachchaa Hun
Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa Hun....
------ MUSIC --------
(slow)
Mere daddoo , likhe Software
Bina use kiye , koi Hardware
Meri Beti , banegi Aunty
Jab tak inst all , hoga NT
(fast)
Release ho raha hai mera Software naya
Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiya
Microsoft NE jab mera H-1 kiya
Bug Free Windows Maine release kiyaa ..
Nice hai na bhai.................!

KHAREANUBHAV
16-12-2011, 12:30 PM
[QUOTE=raju;1947]Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,


Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................

anoop
16-12-2011, 05:35 PM
मजेदार सुत्र है दोस्तों, बार-बार पडःअने का दिल करता है.

AdinWilliam
23-12-2011, 01:21 PM
Nice presentation. I like it. All are mind blowing.
(http://www.buntybubly.com/)

jokesstar
11-01-2012, 08:21 PM
Girl : MCDONALD JAYENGE.
BOY : SPELLING TO BATA FIR
JAYENGE.
GIRL : HMMM.. . KFC JAYENGE.
BOY : USKA FULL FORM BATA.
GIRL : RAHNE DE KAMEENE. VADA
PAV HI KHILA

jokesstar
11-01-2012, 08:28 PM
आंसुओ को बहुत समझाया कि तन्हाई में आया करो
महफ़िल में यु हमारा मज़ाक न उड़ाया करो!

आंसू तड़प के बोले महफ़िल में आपको तनहा पाते है
इसलिए हम चले आते है - चले आते है!!

jokesstar
11-01-2012, 08:32 PM
Dukh De Kar Sawaal Karte ho,
Tum Bhi Janam ! Kamaal Karte ho..

Dekh Kar Puchh Liya haal mera,
Chalo Kuchh to Khayaal Karte ho..

Shehar -e- Dil me Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi,
Ye Bhi mujh se Sawaal Karte ho ???

Marnaa Chaahain to mar nahi Sakte,
tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..

Ab Kis Kis Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?
Her Sitam Be-misaal Karte ho…..!!

abhisays
02-06-2012, 06:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7xXpr.jpg

abhisays
03-06-2012, 09:04 AM
Hyderabadi poem on Anna hazare:

Anna hazare Anna Hazare.
Corruption ku baigan me mein milare ,
Pure politicia'an sar'a khujare'an
.........kahan se tho bhi agayare Anna hazare Anna Hazare,

Din raat News pe tum'ich aare
Log'an bouran hojare
Khana nai khare
Candle'an jalare

Buree buree awaz'an Nikalre
India gate pe chad jare
Anna Hazare Anna Hazare,

Single phasli hoke poore india ku hilare
Hamare pyare,sab ke dulare
Anna Hazare Anna Hazare

sam023
10-10-2012, 05:00 PM
hahahahha nice shyari

amol
31-10-2012, 08:36 AM
Pyaar Ka Computer :crazyeyes:


Abhi Abhi To Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo
Aab Main Dil Ki Hard Disk Pe Aur Kitni Files Daaloo

Apne Chehare Se Ruswaai Ka Error To Hatao
Ai Jaaneman Apne Dil Ka Password To Batao

Woh To Hum Hain Jo Aap Ki Chahat Dil Main Rakhte Hain
Warna Aap Jaise Kitney Hi Softwares Bazaar Main Bikte Hain
Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapne Main Aate Ho
Mere Pyar Ko Mouse Bana Ke Ungaliyon Pe Nachaate Ho

Tere Pyar Ka Email Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai
Par Beech Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aataa Hai

Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Intezaar
Hamaare Dil Ki Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar

Apni Insult Ka Badalaa Dekhna Main Kaise Loonga
Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga

Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Ker Diya Karte Hai
Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai

Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style
Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File

amol
31-10-2012, 08:37 AM
Tumse mila main kal to :giggle:

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don`t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

amol
31-10-2012, 08:38 AM
Co-education K Side Effects

BOY.......:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.

amol
31-10-2012, 08:39 AM
http://i27.tinypic.com/2hwn0qo.gif

amol
31-10-2012, 12:02 PM
College ki galion mein aajib khel hota….

College ki galion mein aajib khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka mail hota hai,
Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Es liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.

amol
31-10-2012, 12:03 PM
Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya….

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila ne tin din tak khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi majnu ke pyar mei,
Majnu baitha tha sms free hone ke intezar mai.

bindujain
02-12-2012, 09:10 AM
One funny hindi poem from my side.


Jab Tak Hai Jaan... (Parody - From an employee’s perspective…)

Mujhey Har waqt reporting mein busy rakhne ki teri mastiyan,
Mujhey break na dene ki gustakhiyaan,
Teri bedard overtime ki angdaiyaan,
Nahi bhoolunga main.
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Mere Sick leave par approval na dena,
Mere external training se rukh modna,
Mere vacation leave pe palat ke phir na dekhna,
Nahin maaf karunga main.
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Appraisal Discussions mein bedhadak tere funde se,
Baat baat pe bewajah tere escalation se,
Chhoti chhoti teri bachkani team-meeting se,
Na Mohabbat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...

Tere growth ke jhoothe kasme vaadon se,
Mere increment ke sulagte khwabon se,
Teri be-raham deadline se,
Nafrat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan...:P:P:P:P

Awara
09-12-2012, 01:51 PM
Aise apni Wife ho.

5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Mumbai, Delhi ya Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .-1% percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.

Tab fir Temporary nahin permanent life ho,
Mein bhi ghode pe bethu jab meri sagai ho,
yaar bas aisi aapni wife ho. ..

bindujain
12-06-2013, 06:15 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/296267_566322730073352_1323650634_n.jpg

vikasdangi
28-05-2022, 09:17 PM
नए से जुड़ें।