Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

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Laughter is an instant vacation.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

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Milton Berle (born Milton Berlinger, July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55), he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age.

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