Types of facebook diseases and disorders

[anjaan]

TYPES OF FACEBOOK DISEASES AND DISORDERS:-

1.LIKOSIS.
symptoms- the patients likes every status and pics that they come across with....

2.LIKOPHOBIA
symptoms- the patients dont like any interesting pics or status they come across with coz they think that the likes will get finished.

3.SHYFBMIASIS
symptoms- the patients log on to f.b after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. its like they shy away from f.b.

4.TAG SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.

5.SAD SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.

6.REQUEST SYNDROME
symptoms- the patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.

7.COMMENTOLARIA
symptoms- the patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.

8.RUBISHTOSIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on
other peoples posts.

9.POST REMOVIASIS
symptoms- the patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.

10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
symptoms- the patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of facebook.