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jeet
08-02-2013, 01:10 PM
Airline Announcements ( Funny )





Here are some humorous statements made by Airline flight crews

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:11 PM
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:11 PM
" There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this Airplane "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:12 PM
"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:13 PM
" We do feature a smoking section on this flight, if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the Airplane "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:13 PM
" Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited, Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:14 PM
"Good morning, As we leave Dallas, it's warm, the sun in shining and the birds are singing, We are going to Charlotte, where it's dark, windy and raining, Why in the world y'all wanna go there I really don't know "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:14 PM
Pilot - " Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off, Fell free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land.....it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight patten. "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:15 PM
Pilot - " Folks, if you were with us last week, we never got around to mentioning that it was National Procrastination Day, if you get a chance this week , please try to celebrate it, if you can't get to it, then maybe try to do it at the weekend, but no big rush, Have a nice day."

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:16 PM
And after landing. " Thank you for flying Delta Business Express, We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride. "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:16 PM
As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins, The head steward announced on the intercom. "This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats untill the aircraft comes to a full and complete at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft.

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:17 PM
" Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area, Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children. "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:17 PM
" As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses. "

jeet
08-02-2013, 01:18 PM
And from the pilot during his welcome message. ' We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry........Unfortunately none of them are on this flight. "

Sikandar_Khan
08-02-2013, 01:44 PM
very funny .......keep it up

bindujain
08-02-2013, 06:36 PM
कुछ खाश तो है ............

rajnish manga
01-03-2013, 12:06 PM
And from the pilot during his welcome message. ' We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry........Unfortunately none of them are on this flight. "

:bravo:

Jeet ji, we are fortunate to have taken this flight, are still airborne and waiting for fresh series of announcements. Thanks.