Famous Bollywood Movie Dialogues

[priya]

Sunny Deol

Damini: “Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na...toh aadmin ut-tha nahi uthh jaata hai”

Damini: “Tareekh Pe Tareekh, Tareekh Pe Tareekh”

Ghayal: “Utaar ke phenk do ye wardi aur pehan lo balwant rai ka patta apne gale mein...Balwant Rai ke Kutton”

Gadar: “Kin hindustaaniyon ki baat karte ho tum log....saari duniya jaanti hai humnein batwaare ke waqt aap logon ko 65 crore diye the tab jaake aapke sir pe tirpal aayi thi...sir dhakne ki aukaat nahi aur tum bandookon ki baat karte ho”

Amitabh Bachchan

Deewar: “Jao pehle uska sign ley kar aao jisne mere haatho mey ye likh diya !!!!!!!!!!!!”

Deewar: “Aaj mere paas bangla hain, gadi hai, bank balance hai... tumare paas kya hai.?”

In response to this Shashi Kapoor who plays the younger brother to Amitabh in the film says, “Mere Paas Maa Hai.”

Deewar: “Main aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahin uthata”

Satte pe satta: “Daru pine se liver kharab ho jaata hai”

Agneepath: “Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega”

Naam: “Vijay Deenanath Chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam, Deena Dath chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan”

Shehensha: “Rishte Main to Hum Tumhare Baap lagte hain, Naam hai Shehensha”

Don: “Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai”

Coolie: “Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal”

Agneepath: “Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai”

Namak Halal: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, because English is a phunny language. Bhairon becomes Barren and Barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadiumVijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare, “Look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.”

Namal Halal: Continuation to the above - In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade Stadium, Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, “Look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.”

Agneepath: “Iss duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye na kahna bahot jaruri hai, commissioner”

Sharabi: “Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho....warna na ho”

Kaaliya: “Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai”

Sharabi: “Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain”

Raj Kumar

Waqt: “Jinke ghar shishe ke ho, woh dusro pe patthar nahin pheka kar te”

Tiranga: “Na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se... Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se”

Pakeezah: “Appke pare bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega , maile ho jaayenge”

Nana Patekar

Yashwant: “Ek Macchar aadmi ko Hijda bana deta hai”
Tiranga: “Naam- Shivaji Rao Waghle. Maratha hoon Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”

Shatrughan Sinha

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jis raakh se barood bane..use Vishwanath kehte hai!

Ande se choch nikli nai ki kharoch marne ki soch raha hai..Chaaku sirf Chakku ke haath mein chakmakata hai..bhaison ki haath mein nahi!

Shah Rukh Khan

Dil To Pagal Hai: “Rahul, naam to suna hoga”

Don: “Don ke dushman ki sabse badi galti hai.... ki woh don ka dushman hai”

Om Shanti Om: “Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost”

Baazigar: “Jeet ke haarne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain”

Darr – “Tum hi mera pagalpan ho tum hi mera junoon hoo i love u k k k k kiran.”

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge: “Senorita... bade bade deshon mein... aisi choti choti batein... hoti rehti hai”

Om Shanti Om: “itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai....
kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho
toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein
lag jaati hai...aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya... "

Rajesh Khanna

Amar Prem: “Pushpa, aye pushpa, I hate tears...”

Anand: “Babumoshai, zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badalsakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai kab kaun kaise uthega ye koi nahi janta”

Sholay

“Kuttey... Kaminey... Main tera Khoon pee jaunga”

“Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!”

“Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon”

“Kitne aadmi the”

“Yeh haath hamain de de thakur!!!”

“Basanti In Kutton Ke Saamne Mat Naachna”

“Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai”

“Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?”

“Loha Garam Hai Maar Do Hathoda”

“Mausi chakki peesing and peesing”

“Hum Angrez Ke jamane ke Jailor Hain.. haha”

Devdas

Tawaifo ke takdeer mein shauhar nahin hote

Babuji ne kaha………………………

Kaun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai... main to isi liye peeta hoon ke hosh main na reh saku

Kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beeta toh main hi tha... diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha

Others

“Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain...”
Vinod Khanna in Haath ki Safai

“Main tumhe bhool jaaon yeh ho nahin sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi doonga,” Suneil Shetty to Shilpa in Dhadkan

“Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai....oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?” Ranvir Shorey in Khosla Ka Ghosla

“Eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata,” Sanjay Dutt in Munnabhai

“Eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga to sala behal kya karega,” Arshad Warsi as Circuit in Munnabhai MBBS

“Aisi jagah marungi, na khud utth payega, na kuch uttha payega,” Isha Koppikar in Kya Kool Hai Hum

“Shaadi chote bhai ke saath aur suhaag raat bade bhai ke saath,” Akshaye Khanna in Race

“Jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi,” Saif Ali Khan in Hum Tum

“Main Teja hun kyonki mera naam bhi Teja hai,” Paresh Rawal in Andaaz Apna Apna

“Dava bhi kam na aaye koyee duaa na lage mere khuda kisiko pyaar ki hava na lage”
Aamir Khan in Sarfarosh

“Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai,” Abhishek Bachchan in Guru

“Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi. Friendship mein no sorry, no thank you,” Salman Khan in Maine Pyar Kiya

“Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do”

“Maine aapka namak khaaya hai”

“Agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to bahar nikal”

“Jab tak bhetne ko na kaha jaye kharay raho! Yeh police station hai tumaray baap ka ghar nahi!”

“Main Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon”

“Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do”

In every courtroom scene:

Defence: Par iska is case se kya talluk hai
Prosecutor: Talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai

[priya]

Kuch Kuch Hota hai

"Hum jeete ek baar hai , marte ek baar hai .. pyaar bhi ek baar karte hai n shaadi bhi ek baar ussi se karte hai jisse pyaar karte hai

Anand:

Anand says - "Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein... hum sab to rangmanch ki katputliaan hai, jiski dor uparwale ke haath bandhi hai ..KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA.."

Anand (Rajesh Khanna) is a patient of the deadly cancer (lymphusarcoma of the intestine) and still says- "Wah wah! kya bimaari hai, bimaari ho to aisi, warna na ho!"

Dr. Bhaskar (Babu-Moshai) AB says - "Anand mara nahi, Anand marte nahi.."

One scene which is my favorite is from the same movie---the last scene...when Anand dies...and a pre-recorded tape is playing in the background..."Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein... hum sab to rangmanch ki katputliaan hai, jiski dor uparwale ke haath bandhi hai ..KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA..ha ha ha!"..

[rahul]

Prem chopra is my favorite villain.. His famous dialogues:
1)Gayi bhains paani main.
2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai

[rahul]

Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.

[rahul]

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Tum janver lok jungle mai kya ker rehe ho?
Galti se mistake ho gaya.
Gogoji aap ka ghagra…uthata hu uthata hu.
Mai Teja hu, mark idher hai. Mark ko maro goli, mai teja hu. yeh teja teja kya hai…crimmaster gogo poochta hai ki Hiray kaha hai?
aaila…uima.
Mai tera game ker dalunga.

The scene when Amer-prem meet Paresh Raval with the randsom money is a hoot…
Teja::Chillata kyu hai…
Amer::Ham kya kacche khiladi nahi hai…pehle uncle ko do fir paise lo
Prem::Ye le ye le
Amer::Rook. pehle uncle ko bhej
Teja::Yeh dekh yeh dekh (Points his gun)…
Amer::Prem kya ker raha hai, mai kub se keh raa hu
He takes the thaili and says
Yeh kya hai? maiyat ka firoothi ka chanda…mai kya chindichor dhikta hoo kya??
Prem::Malik jitna tha utna laya hu.
Amer::Dus lakh!! Dus lakh kahase late hum, Tumhe ladkiyoko kidnaab kernatha or uncle se magnatha. tumhara plan hi galat hai. Lagta hai kaccha khiladi ha.

he gives the potli to his man and says
maine inko 10lakh lane keliye kaha tha…inlok thaili mai laye…
the guy says, boss ek ek lakh ke dus cheques hogay..
while leaving he says khaberdaar!! ek rupiya bhi kherch mat kerna…


from Andaz apna apna movie.

[omkumar]

Here are the top 10 desi dialogue's used in our old hindi movies

10. Kuttay, Kammenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai

3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police mere peechay lagi hui hai

1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

[abhishek]

How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?

* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."


* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."


* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."


* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "


* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."


* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"


* " Raam Raam kaaka"


* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "


* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"


* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"



* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"


* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"


* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"


* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"


* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"


* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"


* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"


* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"


* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "


* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."


* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "


* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."


* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"


* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"


* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "


* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "


* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "


* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"


* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"


* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."


* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "


* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "


* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "


* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "


* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "


* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"


* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
"


* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "


* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai "


* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"


* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "



* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "


* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"


* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"


* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"


*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."



* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "


* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"


* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"


* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."


* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."


* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "


* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"


* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "


* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "


* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."


* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "


* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"


* " Bhaiyaaa!"


* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"


* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"


* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "


* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"


* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"


* "Driver, gaadi roko"


* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"


* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"


* " Goli se udaa do usse"


* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"


* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"


* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"


* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."


* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"


* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"


* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "


* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"


* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."


* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "


* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"


* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"


* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"


* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "


* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "


* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "


* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

[abhishek]

Specific dialogues :
---------------------

* Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon?
prasaad khaoon?"

* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
usse hogi
jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."

[md.ali]

3 Idiots Funny Balatkar Speech (By Chatur (Silencer))


Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D
tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo …aaj

agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai ..to uska

shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe

..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really you are

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe

balatkar kiye ………umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege ..hami to

aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar

kaisi kar sakta hai …….…inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is

kaabil bunaya hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi

inse seeke ..seeke inse seeke ….

aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge

..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka

naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki

shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein

nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski

hamein sakht zaroorat thi …Stan ..stan hota sabi ke paas hai ..sab

chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stan is balatkari

purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

Is swarn awsar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai……uthmam dadddad

padam..Madhyam padam thuchchuk thuchchuk….kanistham thudthudiya

padam..sud sudi pran katakammm !!! aaaha

[md.ali]

Kal Ho Naa Ho

"Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"



Devdas

"Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ..."



Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."



Mohabbatein

"Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..."



Baadshah

"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"



Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar hota hai"



Dil Se

"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"



Deewana

"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"



Duplicate

"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"



Baazigar

"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"



Yes Boss

"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"



Anjaam

"door gagan mein ek tara mujhko lagta hai pyaara..mujhko mera tara dede maa mujhe vo tara dede…"



"It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain."



"Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain."



"aap bhi kamaal karti hain maa, abhi abhi to apne mujhe beta bola, aur ek hi pal mein paraya kar diya..."

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge



"Mar Gaya Rahul"



"Main Pyar wyar mein yakheen hi nahin karta"



"Rahul...naam to suna hoga?"

Dil To Pagal Hai



"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"



"Yes Boss"

Yes Boss



"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"

Baazigar



"Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"

Darr



"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"

Duplicate



"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"

Deewana



"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"

Dil Se



"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar ho hai"

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai



"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"

Baadshah

[md.ali]

Five minutes Speech by Guru

Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.


Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi.
Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.


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"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?" -Amar Akbar Anthony
"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai." -Kaala Paththar
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon." -Trishul
"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar." -Trishul
"Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai." -Sharabi
"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon." -Sharabi
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain." -Deewar
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai." -Kaaliya
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah." -Shahenshah
"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal." -Coolie
"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha." -Kaaliya
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai." -Don
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa." -Laawaris
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?" -Sholay
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai." -Satte pe Satta
"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?" -Agneepath
"Lekin woh aayee kyon nahin?" -Naseeb
"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?" - Kaalia
"Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai...." -Silsila
"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete." -Shakti
"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it." -Kaala Patthar
"Mai feke hue paise ko nahi uthatha." -Deewar
"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota." -Mard
"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai." -Agneepath
"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai." -Sharaabi
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni joyti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi juala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko." -Sooryavansham

[md.ali]

Andaz Apna Apna
Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai


Munna Bhai MBBS
Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya

Munna Bhai MBBS
Jadoo ki jhappi...


Munna Bhai MBBS
Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!

Jab We Met
bachpan se naa...mujhe shaadi karne kaa bahut craze hai by god!
Damini Emotags:
Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?


Devdas
Yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil chura gaye, Hum to samjhe the put, aap to dhadkan suna gaye.


Jab We Met
tum na original piece ho

Jab We Met
aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar

Munna Bhai MBBS
abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke...


Dil Chahta Hai This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.


Jab We Met
Zindagi, ek rail ki patri hai, ek inch ka bend aur meelo ki doori hai, meri bhi kahi traine choothi hai par un jamane me main mard tha... matlab aaj bhi hun, magar tum ek ladki ho!! Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarah hoti hai, pata hain tumhare saath kya kya ho sakta hain...
EmotagsMain bolega to log boley gey ke bolta hey


humne socha hum hi apke deewane honge lekin saare nuajavan aapke deewane nikle, dil ne socha rab se shikayat kare lekin khuda hi apni moorat ke deewane nikle!!
Munna Bhai MBBS
boyfriend bole to?


Deewar EmotagsMain aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...


Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai..
Jab We Met
picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye


Jab We Met
log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain
Munna Bhai MBBS
Subah ho gayi mamu


Jab We Met
by God aaj tak ek train miss nahi hui meri!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Andaz Apna Apna
Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya


Andaz Apna Apna
Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi

Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....


Agneepath
Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.
Dil Chahta Hai
Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja.....
Andaz Apna Apna
Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga

Munna Bhai MBBS
aaa gabbar kya chadar ki tarah phailela hai palang parr.
Andaz Apna Apna
Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
bhai yeh kaisa kamra hai... challu hote hi khatam hogaya !!!


Aakhir Kyon ... ???
Yahin to maat kha gaya INDIA


Munna Bhai MBBS
Dr. Suman, Bole to apni woh chinki kaisi hai dikhne mai.... Bachpan mein to moti thi.... ab kaise dikhti hai woh


Amar Akbar Anthony
arrey, yeh toh karate bhi jaanta hai


Amar Akbar Anthony
Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?

Bunty Aur Babli
Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy


Sholay
So ja bete, so ja. nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega



Bunty Aur Babli
Madam.............. i m your only adam!!

Chupke Chupke
jab t.o to, aur d.o do, toh phir g.o goo kyoon nahin?

Andaz Apna Apna
Hai'laah! Ouiiiii Maa!


Andaz Apna Apna
Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai

Namak Halal
E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Dil Chahta Hai
kya kar raha hai yaar...mard ban... be a man

Jab We Met
tum to bhut ameer nikle...please meri behen ke saath bhaag jao...hum sabki life set ho jayegi....hahaha


Badshah
Kabhi Kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna parta hai, aur dil tod ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain


Jab We Met
andar aa gayi hoon main .. ab toh mera haath chod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Andaz Apna Apna
Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai. Kiske mama ki gun hai?

Andaz Apna Apna
Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai! ... Kyaa ????!!! Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
kya naam hai aapka....ooh ...Dr. Suman.....apun hai na tension nahi leneka
Munna Bhai MBBS
Kyon uncle.... Juice pivanu, carrom ramwanu..... Mazza ni life :)


Andaz Apna Apna
Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem main prem deewani ho jaogi.


Chupke Chupke
Aap mujhe itne lambe naam se kyun bulati hain .. Aap mujhe pyare mohan nahin .... sirf pyare boliye. Pyareeeeeeeeee..


Dil Chahta Hai
Iska matlab hum teeno sydney jaa rahe hai..(teeno).. ha tum, main aur yeh plane.
Adalat
Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum


Andaz Apna Apna
Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
apoon ne life mein sirf ekich baar jhooth bolaa thaa,,,,,woh bhi 92 me........ek bachhe ki atthanni kho gayee thi aur woh jor jor se ro rahaa thaa......tho apoon ne usko apni atthanni di aur bola ki rakhle maamoo, ye tera hai


Chupke Chupke
saab, iska toh differential mein lafda hai
Ishq
Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

Masti
Meri biwi biwi nahi satelite hai satellite....jahan jataa hoon wahan aa jati hai...janoo kahan ho


Om Shanti Om
main tumhe kahi bore to nahi kar raha hoon....

Sharaabi
Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap

[md.ali]

Yarana
Kacha papad, Pakka Papad

Main Hoon Naa
ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein

Main Hoon Naa
maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai

Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic
Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!


Sholay
Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha

Golmaal (Old)
Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi
bachhe ki jaan lega

Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!


Sharabi
yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji


Hera Pheri
Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai


Yes Boss
Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS

Main Hoon Naa
gaya to gaya baby


Raja Hindustani
Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....


Sholay
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?


Jab We Met
Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...


Lagaan
Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda


Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...


Sharabi
Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mar Gaya Rahul

Hera Pheri
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power


Rang De Basanti
Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo


Sholay
Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?


Jab We Met
aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?


Sharabi
Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita
Jab We Met
Main apni favourite hoon :)


Hera Pheri
mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya


Sholay
ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...


Jab We Met
tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai



Namak Halal
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.


Sholay
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu
Hera Pheri
Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
I looove Ladoo :p


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!

Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!


Rangeela
Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....


Sholay
Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?


Jab We Met
mein karate mein black belt hoon

Namak Halal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

Sholay
aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...


Hera Pheri
Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo


Rangeela
Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote?
Duplicate
Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai


Sholay
Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
MBA is a tough Job Naina


Bunty Aur Babli
Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......

Sholay
youn ki ye kon bola


Sholay
Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge

Hera Pheri
Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai,isko dho daalte hain.....waise bhi andar hain...aur kitnaa andar jaayenge

Main Hoon Naa
jabh lucky ko pyar hoga saare college mein violins bajenge

Chupke Chupke
Main bata doonga aap kaun hai ... aap kaun hain ... aur aap bhi kaun hai ...

Salaam Namaste
SORRY !! ......EggJAKTLY

Fanaa
Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
vadde log, vaddi vaddi baatein

Namak Halal
I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow


Dil Chahta Hai
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....


Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain


Hera Pheri
kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...

Maine Pyar Kiya
Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..

Satte pe Satta
Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.

Sholay
mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai

Golmaal
Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
he's my chotta brother mera praa


Maine Pyar Kiya
ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai


Om Shanti Om
ye to hamari family problem hai


Satte pe Satta
Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...

Hera Pheri
Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?


Waqt
arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin

Chupke Chupke
saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga

Sholay
Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....


Golmaal (Old)
jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai

Hum Tum
Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!


kal Ho Naa Ho
Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya


Maine Pyar Kiya
abhi mood nahin hai...

Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..


Waqt (Old)
gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm


Lucky
Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........

Satte pe Satta
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...
Sholay
Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Golmaal (Old)
Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?

Koi Mil Gaya
mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????

[md.ali]

Mohabattein
Koi Pyaar Kare Tumse Kare, Tum jaise ho waise kare, tumhe badal kar jo pyar kare, who pyaar nahin , sauda kare aur Sahiba Pyar mein Sauda nahin hota


Chak De India

Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab se? khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. To kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga.. Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe.. haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute.. tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein jaanta hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apn zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya.. to yeh satar min khuda bhi tumse vapis nahin maang sakta.



Mohabattein
Aapko maloom hai sir, ke mere paas Megha ki ek bhi tasveer nahi...kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi..kyunki jahan bhi pyar ho, jahan bhi mohabbat ho, muhje wahan meri Megha dekhi


Devdas
gawaar... kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ..


Dhadkan
main tumhain bhool jaoon yeh ho nahin sakta or tum mujhay bhool jao yeh main honay nahin doon ga


Dil Chahta Hai
I am sorry maine aap ka dil dukhaya. I am sorry ke aapko yeh sab sunna pada. Lekin yeh sach hai ke main aapse pyaar karta hoon. And I am not sorry for that.

Dil To Pagal Hai
maine apne pyaar ko dosti ka naam de diya hai..ab tumhe apne dosti ko pyaar ka naam de do

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Tum Dilli Mein Hum Se Milo Ge Naa! Agar Na Milna Ho To Milne Ka Vaada Hi Kar Do, Kam Se Kam Hamein Tuhara Intezar To Rahega

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
Agle saat janmo tak tum vanraj ki ho,lekin 8 ve janam me tum meri hogi and that time no vanraj vanraj plz,aur nandu tum mujhe is tarah mat dekho kyunki tumhe mujhse phir se pyaar ho jaega.........

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
agar tum mujhe aisee hi dekhti rahogi ... to tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayeega



Dil Se
Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse ......... Dil Se


Veer Zaara
ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se hua hain...


Veer Zaara
Agar kahi kabhi bhi koi dost ki zarrorat pade tog bas itna yaad rakhna ki sarhad paar ek aisa shak hai jo aap ke liye apni jaan bhi de dega


Devdas
Pitaji ne kaha Gaon chhod do..maa ne kaha ghar chhod do..sabne kaha paro ko chhod do..paro na kaha sharab chhod do..ek din wo kahega ki Duniya hi chhod do.


Veer Zaara
......zaara main bohot hi seedha -sada insaan hoon,seedhi baat karta hoon aur seedhi baat hi samajhta hoon....raste bhar main yehi sochta raha ke kisi tarah.....kisi tarah aapko rok lunn....jane na doon aur aapse keh doon ke ap mujhe bohot achi lagti hain aur agar main bhi aapko kucg theek thaak lagta hoon to hum dono shaadi kar lete hain........ baaki ki zindagi bhi pichle do dino ki tarah hasi khush beet jayegi.......aap soch rahi hongi ke ye sab baatien main ab aapo kyun bata raha hoon.........lekin firk mat kijiye, hamare beech aisa koi rishta na kabhie tha aur naa kabhie hoga...lekin haan....zindagi mein kahie bhi ek dost ki zaroorat ho to k bat yaad rakhna..sarhad paar ek aisa bhi shaks hai ,jo tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de dega


Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....

Veer Zaara
us ek....... us ek nadani ky saharye tu mei apni puri zindagi jeenay wala hun...... agar usko bhi mujh sy cheen leti tu yahan sy wapis kya ly ky jata........................


Veer Zaara
mein nahi janta k muhabbat kya hai...han zaara k liye dil se ek dua zaror nikalti hai k is ke aankhon mein kabhi anso na aye,ye hamsesha khush rahay,,,ab ager ye muhabbat hai tu muhabbat he sahi

Veer Zaara
meray bauji kehte hain! sachi muhabbat zindagi may sirf ik bar hoti hay, aue koi bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay! ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki nazar may kitni sachi hay..!


dhoom2
Kya koi kisi se itna pyaar kar sakta hai ke us ki jaan le le........


Devdas Emotags: senti, romantic, punchline
Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei
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Emotags
To kya hua, agar woh tumse pyaar nahi karti,,,, tumne usse pyaar karne se pehle yeh shart to nahi rakhi thi ... ki woh bhi tumse pyaar kare .... pyaar mein shartein nahi hoti ....kewal pyaar hota hai ...beintehaa pyaar


Devdas
chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi... aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ..... khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe

Veer Zaara
Mein Kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon. Din, mahinein, saloon ko, yug mein badal te dekh ta hoon. is miti se mere bauji ki kheton ki khushbu ati hai yeh dhoop meri matti ki thandi chaas yaad dilati hai yeh barish mere sawaan ke jhoolon ko sang sang lati hai yeh saardi meri lodi ki aag sikh ke jati hai woh kehta hai yeh tera desh nahi phir kyun mere des jaisa lagta hai woh kheta hai mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisa woh lagta hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon sapno ke gawn se utri ek nani pari ko dekh ta hoon kehti hai khud ko Saamiya aur mujh ko Veer bulati hai hai bilkul begani paar apno si zid woh karti hai uski sachi baaton se phir jeene ko maan karta hai uske kaasmon vado se kuch karne ko maan karta hai Mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon mere gawn ke raango mein lipti ek nayi Zaara ko dekhta hoon Mere khwabon ko pura karte khud ke khwab bhool chuki hai woh mere logo ki sewa karte apne logo ko chor chuki hai woh uska daaman aab khushion se bharne ko jee karta hai uske leya ek aur zindagi jeene ko jee karta hai Woh khete hai ke mein, mera desh uska nahi phir kyun mere ghar woh rehti hai woh kehte hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon Woh khete hai ko woh koi nahi teri phir kyun mere liye dunya se woh larti hai woh khwta hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai

Veer Zaara
kya aap jaante hai ki inka no. 786 kaisa pada. 1000 musalmaan kaiditon ke beech bismillah ka yeh no. iklaute hindu kaidi ke hisse mein kaise aaya, Yeh koi itefaaq nahii balki yeh allah tara ka karishma hai yeh unka aap sab ko batane ka tarika hai ki dekho woh aa gaya.. iski izzat karna agli baar aap inse itni behremi se paesch aaye toh meri baat par zaroor gaur karna


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mohabat kya hai?, kyun hai?, kahan hai?...


Dil To Pagal Hai
someone somewhere is made for you.....

Fanaa
hum se bachkar jaaoge kaise.. apne dil se hame nikaaloge kaise .. hum woh khushbu hai jo saason mein baste hain .... kud ki saanson ko rok paaoge kaise...


Silsila
Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai....

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti to main usse kabhi
pyar nahin kar sakta...so simple..pyar dosti hai


Maine Pyar Kiya
ye pyar nahi hai toh aur kya hai suman...tum hansti ho to main hansta hoon,tum roti ho toh main rota hoon aur jab pyar hota hai na toh dil ko chot pahunchti hai...

[md.ali]

Mohabattein
Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke , sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha


Fanaa
Paani si pyaas na bujhi to mekhane ti taraf chal nikla socha shikayat karu teri khuda se, par woh bhi tera aashiq nikla.......


Silsila
Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti.


Hum Dil de chuke sanam
uski ek muskurahat mere sare gam mita degi.............


Mohabattein
duniya mein kitnee hai nafratein phir bhi dilo mein hai chahte mar bhi jaye yaar wale mit bhi jaye pyaar wale zinda rehti hai unki - mohabbatein

Dil To Pagal Hai
woh (God) tumhe batayegaa woh ladki koun hai. woh tumhe ek ishaaraa dikhaye gaa aur tumaraa dil samaj jaayega ke woh ladki koun hai
Fanaa
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko Panaah mil jaaye, teri ishq mein meri jaan Fanaa ho jaaye !

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
cahne aur haasil karne mein bahut fark hai, pyar sirf haasil karneka naam nahi , pyar dene ka naam hai.

Hum ko deewana kar gaye
pyar mein shak naam ki koi gunjayesh nahi rehti jahan pyar hota hai waha kuch nahi sirf aur sirf pyar hota hai


Fanaa
dur humse jaa paoge kaise humko bhool paoge kaise hum who khushbu jo saanson mein utar jaye khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise


kal Ho Naa Ho
Mere naina sirf Naina ko dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Sholay
Arrey o Sambha, kitne aadmi the?

Saalam-e-ishq
Humara Kal kaisa bhi ho, hum use Mil ker Khoobsurat Banayenge


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar dosti hai , agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta
Saalam-e-ishq
o meri jaan...zara kabul karlo... aur humse pyar karne ki zara se bhool karlo


Dil To Pagal Hai
mujhe kaise pataa chale gaa ke woh ladki koun hai jo mere liye banayi gayi hai... i mean jab woh saamne aayagi toh baadal garajne lagenge, bijali chamkne lagegi, music aajayegaa kya hoga?
Fanaa
bhekhudi me hum jiyaa nahi karte , jaam dusarose chhinkar piyaa nahi karte, unhe agar muhbat hai to izhaar kare, hum kisika pichha kiyaa nahi karte!

Pyar ek khoobsurat ehsaas hai jo hamari zindagi mein ek hawa ke jhonke ki tarah aata hai aur hamari zindagi ka rom rom uski khushboo se mahek uthta hai.


Chalte Chalte
Yaad rakhna ki duniya ke kisi kone mein koi khush hai, kyun ki tum khush ho.

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..

Dil To Pagal Hai
ab rahul ke bare mein main kahan se shuru karu,wo kabi masuum hai to kabi shaitan, kabi bachho se b jyada ziddi h to kabi ek pyara sa sathi,jab wo muje dekhta h to aisa lagta h k main sabse khubsurat hun,jab pyar krta h to ankh bhar ati hai,wo muje ehsas dilata h ki main sirf uske liye bani hun aur wo sirf mere liye,main usse bahut pyar krti hun,ek din ke liye nahi,ek pal k liye nahi zindagi bhar k liye.i luv u rahul

Dil To Pagal Hai
Sirf ek baar haan keh do .... saari pareshaani khatam ho jayegee.

Fanaa
Bhool kare humse agar koyi bhool ho,to bhool samajhkar bhula dena.lekin bhulaana sirf bhool ko,galati se bhi hamein naa bhula dena.


Mohabattein Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod pe khusiyan nahi hoti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chhodte to Mohabbat ka saath kyu chhodein.....


Dil Se
Mujhe hamare beech ki yeh doori bahuot pasand hai. Agar yeh na rahe to mujhe tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile.


Dilwale Dulhania Le JaayengeAisa pehli baar hua hai satrah atharah salo mein ... andekha anjanna koi aane laga hai khayalon mein... aankhon ki khidki per ek sayaa sa lehraata hai... dil ke derwaze per koi dastak de ke jata hai... gehri gehri kaali aankhen uski, mujse mujhko puchhatti

Emotags: romantic
Mere aur kareeb mat aao Zooni, ye toofan tumhe tabaah kar dega.


Ishq Vishq
Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh laut kar aaye to woh tumhara hai.


Mughal-e-Azam
Saheb-e-aalam, aaftab ki roshni duniya ke har koshe ko roshan karti hain....phir aaftab ne kyun taqleef kiyee....


Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein
ek ladki dekhi, one flash aur main aapna dil kho betha, aab to bas ek hi tamanna hai - rehna hai uske dil mein

Kisna
kabhi hum ek dusre ko kho kar bhi to pyaar ko uncha darja dete hai,juda rehkar pyaar ki unchai ko prapt karte hai,aur pyaar mila to bhi judai bhi to ek pyaar hai....

[md.ali]

१- मैं आज भी फेंके हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता ...
Deewar

२. ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर..
Sholay

३. बड़े बड़े शहरों में छोटी छोटी बातें होती रहती हैं ..
Dilwale dulhania le jayenge

४. उसको मार पीट के समझाता तो वो थोडी मानता , विनम्रता से समझाया न !
Lage raho munna Bhai

५. दोस्ती कि है, निभानी तो पड़ेगी ..
Maine Pyar kiya

६. यूँ कि मुझे बेफजूल बात करनेकी आदत तो है नहीं , पर फिर भी तुमने पूछा है तो ...
Sholay

७. मैंने द्रौपदी का चीर हरण का आईडिया ड्रॉप कर दिया है...
Jaane bhi do yaaro

८. ज़िन्दगी का तम्बू तीन बंबुओं पर खड़ा है ...
Sharaabi

९. ये ढाई किलो का हाथ जब किसी पे पड़ता है तो इंसान उठता नहीं है, उठ जाता है ..
Daamini

१०. ऐ सी ऑन है सर ....फिर इस तरफ़ घुमा ना ..
Rangeela

११. समीर ...हवा का झोंका ....
Hum dil de chuke sanam

१२. सिखनि हूँ मैं .... भटिंडा से..
Jab we met

१३. ये भी तो नहीं कह सकता कि तुझे मेरी उमर लग जाए..
Anand

१४.एक मच्छर आदमी को हिजडा बना देता है ..
Yeshwant

१५. सपने भी समुन्दर कि लहरों कि तरह होते हैं , हकीकत कि चट्टानों से टकराकर टूट जाते हैं ...
Deewar

[Bholu]

prem chopra is my favorite villain.. His famous dialogues:
1)gayi bhains paani main.
2)nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
3)mera naam prem choopdaa hai

जय है चोपडा नरेश

[ndhebar]

prem chopra is my favorite villain.. His famous dialogues:
1)gayi bhains paani main.
2)nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
3)mera naam prem choopdaa hai

one more from prem chopra
हम वो बला हैं जो शीशे से पत्थर को तोड़ते हैं

[Bholu]

गब्बर - ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर
ये हाथ मुझे दे दे
ठाकुर सेश - ले ले मेरे भी लेले
बसन्ती के भी लेले
जय बीरू के भी लेले
ऑक्टोफस बन जा साले

[prashant]

गब्बर - ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर
ये हाथ मुझे दे दे
ठाकुर सेश - ले ले मेरे भी लेले
बसन्ती के भी लेले
जय बीरू के भी लेले
ऑक्टोफस बन जा साले

हा हा हा हा
क्या खूब डायलोग मरी है/
:lol: :lol: :lol:
साथ में यह भी लिखना था की ओक्टपस की दम बन जा/

[Bholu]

हा हा हा हा
क्या खूब डायलोग मरी है/
:lol: :lol: :lol:
साथ में यह भी लिखना था की ओक्टपस की दम बन जा/

भारत माता मेरे बडे भाईया को कुछ नही आता

[prashant]

भारत माता मेरे बडे भाईया को कुछ नही आता

यार ऐसी बात नहीं है/
हसना अच्छी तरह से आता है/
:lol::lol:

[Bholu]

यार ऐसी बात नहीं है/
हसना अच्छी तरह से आता है/
:lol::lol:

ये दांत हमे दे दे ठाकुर

[prashant]

ये दांत हमे दे दे ठाकुर

चलो आगे बढ़ो तुम गलत पते पर आ गए हो/
ठाकुर मेरा दूर का पडोसी है/
वहाँ जाकर मांगो/:giggle:

[Bholu]

चलो आगे बढ़ो तुम गलत पते पर आ गए हो/
ठाकुर मेरा दूर का पडोसी है/
वहाँ जाकर मांगो/:giggle:
अच्छा तो तुम लादेन हो

[jitendragarg]

अब क्या बच्चे की जान लोगे! :crazyeyes:

[Bholu]

अब क्या बच्चे की जान लोगे! :crazyeyes:

ये कौन सी प्रजाति का बच्चा है

[abhisays]

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