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dipu
02-06-2013, 11:32 AM
1. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you.

2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

4. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and they don't, won't, or can't follow it.

5. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on particularly if you already have a floppy in.

6. If you floppy disk has a virus, you can be sure your computer will get it.

7. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

8. A better model is just around the corner.

9. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

10. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.