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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

A dictionary for software engineers

Alpha: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work."

Beta: Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Error message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.

Help: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning anything.

User-Friendly: Of or pertaining to any feature, device or concept that makes perfect sense to a programmer.

- Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

- Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

- Expert Users: People who break other people's computers.

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan

Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai
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Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h...
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Ladka smart hona chahiye.....ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai..
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Laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye.....SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!!
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Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
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Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...Caring toh nurse b hai!
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Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai
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Wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!
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Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
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Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai
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Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
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Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa .... Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he
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Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai
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Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye...Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!
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Ladki sweeet honi chaiye....tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain
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Ladki asli me ladki honi chahiye...Mahela toh jaywardane bhi hai..

Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai..
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Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai
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Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai..
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Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai
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Insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan