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Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version: Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila Hai. Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela Hai. Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela Hai.. Anna Hazare Comments "To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!! Baba Ramdev & 5 Other Ppl Likes Anna Hazare's Comment.!! Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela Hai..?" |
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Once Kapil Sibbal, Digvijay Singh and Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter, Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note and says, "I made one poor Indian happy " Digvijay Singh drops two 50 Rs Note & says " I made two poor Indians happy "Chidambaram drops hundred 1 Rs coin & says " I made 100 poor Indians happy "hearing this, pilot says " I will drop 3 of u down, & make all 125 CRORE Indians happy forever.....!!!!!!!".
Pilot was ANNA HAZZARE..... Jai hind..!!!!. |
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Different ages and thinking At 4 Years My daddy is great. At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody. At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered At 12 Years My daddy was very nice to me when I was young . At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious. At 16 Years My daddy is not in line with the current times. At 18 Years My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky. At 20 Years Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him. At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything. At 30 Years It’s becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young. At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same. At 45 Years I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up. At 50 Years My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son. At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique. At 60 Years My daddy is great. Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the first stage. |
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@abhisays; very well said...:bravo:
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:lol::lol::lol:
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3 Apples changed the world:
1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone. |
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We know TAJ MAHAL as a Symbol of Love. But the other lesser known facts : 1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife, out of his 7 wives. 2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaj's husband 2 marry her. 3. Mumtaj died in her 14th delivery....... 4. He then married Mumtaj's sister. |
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Question arises WHAT IS LOVE ?? See this and you will understand: As a Bachelor :- Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi milti!!!!!!!!! As a Lover :- Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana chahata hoon, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar, wohSHAADI nahi karti!!!!!!! As a married one :- Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti, tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi MARTI!!!!!!!! After 5 years of Marriage :- Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to meinZINDA dafnaunga!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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Searching these keywords on Google
'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.:giggle::giggle: |
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