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मैनेजमेंट के विद्यार्थी ने एक लड़की का चुम्बन ले लिया.

लड़की – ये क्या किया ?

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लड़की ने उस लड़के को खींचकर एक चांटा रसीद कर दिया.

लड़का – अब ये क्या था … ?

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Teacher: tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Arun: Shadi

Teacher: Aisa Nahi, tum kya banana chahate ho?

Arun: Husband.

Teacher: No, I mean, Tumhe zindagi me kis chiz ki tamanna hai?

Arun: Wife ki

Teacher: Oh No, tum apne parents keliye kya karoge?

Arun: Bahu Dhudunga

Teacher: Stupid, Tumhare Mata, pita tumse kys chahate hai?

Arun: Pota

Teacher: He bhagvan, tumhare zingi ka laksh kya hai?

Arun: Hum Do, Hamara Ek.

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Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90.

So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.

When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other "How was it?" The other one says "I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?"

"I think mine was a witch."

"A witch?"

"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window."

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Raghu in Indian Idol Audition

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What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?

A nice girl goes out on a date , goes home, and goes to bed.

A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home

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Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft USA.

Few days later he got this reply:

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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks,

Bill Gates.

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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno,

aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Everyone was delighted. He continued

"Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ?

Par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

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Dear Mr. Laloo - Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya

You do not meet - aap to milte hi nahin ho

our requirement - humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence - ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai

shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Tohar Billva

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Little Bruce & Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “ well Bruce you are only 10.......Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “ In Jenny’s room, Its bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin, “ Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job, you’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. Thats about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine.”
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
“ Well Bruce, It seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?”
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well we’ve been lucky so far.”

Mr Smith no longer thinks that the little sh*t is adorable.

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A man: "Santaji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Santaji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

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