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rajnish manga 22-01-2014 12:01 PM
Re: Punography
 
A PUNdit from PUNjab sat under a PUNdal and opened his PUNdora's Box to rid the world of all kind of PUNga.

internetpremi 22-01-2014 06:44 PM
Re: Punography
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rajnish manga (Post 451721)
A PUNdit from PUNjab sat under a PUNdal and opened his PUNdora's Box to rid the world of all kind of PUNga.
Desi Puns!
Loved them.
dil maange more!
Regards
GV

internetpremi 22-01-2014 06:46 PM
Re: Punography
 
There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website:

Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke.

Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver.

Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product.

Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

internetpremi 22-01-2014 06:49 PM
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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting. —Stewart Francis

When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks. —Stewart…


I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. —@RickCouchman

Clones are people two.

If you cut off a milkman's feet, he would lactose. (lack toes)

Whiteboards are remarkable.(Re Markable)

jitendragarg 23-01-2014 12:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by internetpremi (Post 451708)
A dull-witted king is losing a territorial dispute with a neighboring monarch. As the fight wears on, he gets more and more frustrated until finally he roars, "Where are my two court jesters?"

In seconds, two jesters appear at his side.

"Okay, let’s continue," he says, "now that I have my wits about me."
I missed something here. :thinking:

internetpremi 23-01-2014 01:15 AM
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To have one's wits about oneself is an idiom that means being alert, fit and capable of handling a difficult situation.

Here "wits" also refers to the two jesters who are supposed to be witty and keep the king entertained.
With the two jesters on either side, he has his "Wits" about him one on each side.

internetpremi 23-01-2014 04:33 AM
Re: Punography
 
We disbar lawyers and we defrock clergy, so why don’t we:

Delight electricians?

Derange cowboys?

Depose models?

Debark tree surgeons?

Depress dry cleaners?

internetpremi 23-01-2014 04:35 AM
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Would You Like to Join …

The Yoko Club? Oh no.

The German Philosophy Club? I Kant.

The Compulsive-Rhymers Club? Okey-dokey.

The Codependence Club? Can I bring a friend?

The Procrastinators Club? Maybe next week.
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internetpremi 23-01-2014 04:37 AM
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The man stole some soap and made a clean getaway.

A thief stole from the blood bank and was caught red-handed.

I went on a trip with an extra-terrestrial today.
It was out of this world

The cost of the space program is astronomical.

Geology Rocks!

internetpremi 23-01-2014 04:38 AM
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My wife tells me I am a skeptic but I don't believe a word she says.

I’m glad I’ll be learning sign language, it comes in handy

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn’t have much of a plot.

One tectonic plate bumps into the other and says “sorry, my fault”

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.


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