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In 3 lines, I can sum up everything, I learned About life: It goes on About love: It doesn't last About people: They change fast !!!!!! |
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Officer-What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Tell Me Properly. Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir ... Officer: Your Father’s Name? Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Does That Mean? Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir Officer: Your Native Place Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer: What Is Your Qualification? Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: (angrily) What Is It? Candidate: Metric Pass Officer: Why Do You Need A Job? Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: And What Does That Mean? Candidate: Money Problem Sir Officer: Describe Your Personality Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now. Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Is It Now Candidate: My Performance. ..? Officer: M.P!!! Candidate: What Is That Sir? Officer: Mental Problems...! |
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS,
1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL! |
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Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se Hoti thi ladkian subah shaam hamari gali mein Nikalna hogaya unka band chatting se Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se Pehle karte hum dost baatein hotelon mein Peetay the chai waghera hotelon mein Khoob hoti thi masti hotelon mein Khelte the mazaa kiya karte the Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai ASL ka Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se Main kehtha hoon hogayi hai English kharab chatting se Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!! |
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Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum... Kabi alvida na kahna.. msg karte rehna... Dhoom.. Mere posting padh kar jhum... Phir hera pheri.. Ab posting ki teri bari ... |
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The company has discontinued all physical fitness programs since everyone gets enough exercise by:- jumping to conclusions, beating around the bush, running down the boss, going around in circles, dragging their feet, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, climbing the ladder, wading through paperwork, pulling strings, throwing their weight around, stretching the truth, bending the rules, pushing their luck, shuffling papers, and playing hide and seek. |
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Java Interview Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A. As you wish , I do not have any objections. Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ? A. Sorry, Non living things cant communicate. Q. Explain RMI Architecture? A. I am a computer professional not an architect student. Q. What is the use of Servlets ? A. In hotels, they can replace servers. Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads? A. Threads are small ropes. Making a rope from threads is an example for process. Q. What is JAR file ? A. File that can be kept inside a jar. Q. What is JINI? A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend. Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script? A. I will give invitation. Q. What is bean? Where it can be used? A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used. Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ? A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow. |
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5 ke bich men 4 likhkar bataao ?
China : Don't joke Japan : Imposible Amerikan : Wrong question Uk : Not on google Indian : Easy "F(IV)E" So proud to be indian |
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