the cricketer who knows all spiritual songs?

har bhajan sing

A movie named Gavaskar is released in Australia. But not even name of SUNIL GAVASKAR was uttered in the entire movie.
Why?
Cos India made a movie – BORDER.
Wherein neither ALAN BORDER nor his name was considered

Knock Knock
Whose there
Harman Baweja

No response for 2050 years



Knock Knock
Whose There
Alok Nath

"Sasur Ka Naathi saala…phir aagay Mittha

Don't get it. What exactly is that second part about??

An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant
went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was
very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him
to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but
the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?

"See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.
(eng translation...let it be seesaw or heart...it breaks in the end )

> Do read it its a very touching story. But its a true story.
> read it..............................
>
>
> A TRUE LOVE STORY...
>
>
> The Best Love story ever
>
> Before reading this please dont think of the person you love A
> true, touching love story that happened in the Jamu &
> Kashmir(border)areas.
>
>
>
> The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love
> with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the
> tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at
>
> all,and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two
> lovers left their homes for a happy future.
>
> The people of the tribe started searching for
> the two lovers but they could not find them. At last,they accepted
> their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back.The people said
> that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each
> other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the
> tribe took a beating.The couple went to the city for shopping for the
> wedding. He was wearing a white traditional dress,and was crossing the
> road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
>
> The girl lost her senses. After a long time she recovered and accepted
> that her love has died. One night she was sleeping in her home with
> her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy
> asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her
> daughter's clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the
> dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it.
> Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and
> told her mother about the dream.Her mother asked her to wash the
> clothes on which there were blood spots.She washed the spots but some
> remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the
> spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same
> dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood
> spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried
> her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still
> remained. In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone
> knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the
> door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and
> gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked "what is this..? to
> which
>
>
>
> the fairy replied :
>
> ......"kaise bhi daag ho,
>
> jaise bhi daag ho........
>
> Surf Excel hai na..."

The real torture...

Whats ur personality ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a British university.
Here it is.....

Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle.
You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table.

In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.
There are:

a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e.Orange

Which fruit will u choose?
Your choice reveals about u!




Test results :

a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple

b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana

c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat strawberry

d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach

e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange

PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!

Yes, this is a big torture for me... :bang-head::bang-head:

Now I am thinking, why I read this joke?

that's what pj is supposed to do to you. Mission accomplished.