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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 

Teacher:
Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?

Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga.

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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 

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8 qualities of a Perfect Husband

Brave, Intelligent, Gentle
Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive

And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!

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Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!'
Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI.

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Just now got off the phone call with a sales guy from TATA AIG Delhi,

Sales guy: Hello Sir can i speak to the owner of the house.
Me: He is in his office.
Sales guy: Can you please provide me with his name and contact number? and your relation to the owner?
Me: NO, he is at work and would not liked to be disturbed, i am his son.
Sales guy: Sir, please its very important.
Me: What is it about?
Sales guy: I am from Tata Aig and i have sme nice policies for him
Me: I dont think thats very important, but still you can try to have a word with him tomorrow before noon on this same number
Sales guy: Aisa kyun bol rahe hai aap, kya mein un se mobile baat nahin karsakta?
Me: NO you cant, he does not want to be called by random sales people at work.
*I disconnected the phone*

*He calls back*
Sales guy: Did your father teach you this manners. to disconnect important calls midway?
Me: NO, my father has taught me to disconnect the calls only when some random Chu**ya calls

* He disconnects the phone*

*calls back 2 min later*
Sales guy: aapne joh gali di mujhe woh hamare system mein record hogayi hai.
Me: Acha hai, uska cassetee banake ghar le jana aur roj sone se pehle dhyan se sunna

*He disconnected the phone again*