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जब से IT industry इंडिया में आई है लोगो के पास ऑफिस में इन्टरनेट आ गया है, और जो लोग फ़ोकट रहते है, काम पर कम ध्यान देते है, वो सभी इन्टरनेट पर ब्लॉग, फोरम, फसबूक, ट्विट्टर आदि पर समय बिताते रहते हैं और हर घटना पर अपने कमेन्ट देते रहते हैं. कुछ कमेन्ट तो काफी जबरदस्त और रोचक होते हैं. इस सूत्र में मैं वैसे ही कुछ कमेन्ट, पोस्ट और tweet पोस्ट करूंगा. उम्मीद करता हूँ, यह सूत्र आप लोगो को पसंद आएगा.

यहाँ दी गयी सामग्री हिंदी और अंग्रेजी दोनों में होगी.

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शाहरुख़ जब एअरपोर्ट पर २ घंटे के लिए रोक दिए गए तब ट्विटर पर किसी ने लिखा.


@kevingala: What did the officers at the airport tell SRK? - " Shah RUK "

@CricketSaurabh: SRK detained again in US? Unleash the sequel of My Name is Khan now in revenge

@indiantweeter: SRK was carrying weapons of Mass destruction, DVD's of RA.one and MNIK

who says don to pakadna mushkil hi nahi balkin namumkin hai :)

Sasoor har jagah style marenge to yahi hoga

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Nazam Sethi ke friday times mein India Paksitan talks par ek bahut hi badhiya cartoon aaya..

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Found this comment on rediff's discussion zone.

The great Indian middle class ::

If you are born into a education-emphasized middle class family, then you end studying a good 3 decades, without any aim. At class 10, you choose Biology as per your interests, so as to keep your options open for both medical and engg. Then, after having struggled for two years stying Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology and after having excelled in all 4, one waits for the Engg Rank and Medical Rank. As medical seats and few and far between and the ladder to the top is a long and arduous one, the majoirty choose Engg over medical ( those 2 yrs of hard work on biology goes waste). At engg, he is so obsessed with either a Tech job after graduation or an IT job or try GATE (fully technical) or try GMAT/GRE ( English based) or CAT (aptitute/maths/GD). There he gets to choose an Management (therby 4 yrs of tech knowledge goes waste) and ends up doing a MBA from a second-tier school in general management. Finally gets into the IT industry on the business side (does he have any business knowledge ???) as a fresher, gets promoted to a Project manager in 5 yrs and starts playing politics to save his job. A medicine interested teenager turned engg turned MBA graduate turned IT Project Manager !!!

Life goes on and on without any meaning to it.

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कभी-कभी मुझे लगता है कि यह हिन्दी फोरम नहीं है।

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ऐसा नहीं है इस फोरम पर ९० प्रतिशत कंटेंट हिंदी में है. चूँकि इस सूत्र में इन्टरनेट पर से लिए गए कमेन्ट दिखाए जा रहे हैं, इसलिए कुछ कमेन्ट इंग्लिश में भी हो सकते हैं, यह मैंने पहले पोस्ट में लिख दिया है.

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पर जनाब कभी कभी आँखों को जो दिखाई देता है वो सच नहीं होता
मायाजाल भी कोई चीज है

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और एक बात कहूँगा, यह अंग्रेजी भाषा हर जगह ऐसी जम गयी है की इसे पूरी तरह साफ़ करना काफी मुश्किल है.

कुछ उदहारण देता हूँ.
१. फिल्म स्टार हिंदी फिल्म में काम करते है, लेकिन interview हमेशा इंग्लिश में देते हैं.
२. हाई कोर्ट और सुप्रीम कोर्ट में जिरह और बहस अंग्रेजी में होती है.
३. कोई भी वेबसाइट कितना भी हिंदी में हो URL , username , software सब अंग्रेजी में ही होता है.
मैंने कही पढ़ा है नेताजी सुभाष चन्द्र बोस ने १९४० में कहा था की हिंदी को अगर सचमुच विज्ञान, व्यापार, और समूचे भारत की भाषा बनाना है तो सब लोगो को देवनागरी लिपि में नहीं बल्कि हिंदी को रोमन लिपि में लिखना चाहिए. जरा सोचिये आज हिंदी रोमन में लिखी जाती तो इंजीनियरिंग और मेडिकल की पढ़ाई इंग्लिश में करने की जरुरत ही नहीं पड़ती.

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Raj, Secrets, Revolution: A Life of Subhas Chandra Bose का scan किया हुआ एक पाराग्राफ पोस्ट कर रहा हूँ.


http://myhindiforum.com/attachment.p...1&d=1334579828

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आज भारत ने अग्नि ५ का सफलता से टेस्ट किया, अब पूरा का पूरा चीन इस मिसाइल के बदौलत हमारे range में आ चूका है. चीन के किसी भी इलाके से भारत इसपर हमला कर सकता है. इस सफलता से आम जनता और social मीडिया में लोग अपने ख़ुशी का इजेहार कर रहे है.

कुछ लोगो ने तो काफी मजेदार कमेन्ट भी किये.. पेश है उनमे से कुछ कमेन्ट.

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## Celebrate India...This moment is worth a toast, more than Sachin's 100th hundred. Congratulations

## Sonia aur Manmohan ko ispar biitha ke China bhej do....

## Pakistan bola :: Yaar hum logo pe daya karo...hamari shaheen missile and Ghauri missile nakli hai...please hamein Agni - 1, bhik mein de do...

## This is what we call achivement . Scientists are our Bharat Ratnas. Not some body who have got hollow 100th 100.

## Why the they went to Odhisha ?? this could have tested in terrorist camps in POK directly or 10 Janpath... anyways... congratulations to all..!! Jai Hind..!!!!


## Agni V launch was better than IPL V launch. Proud moment for every Indian


## 5000 km tak agar koi bhi ungli karega ... us par yeh girega!

## Why waste even a single missile for testing ? Just drop it over Islamabaad to test..!!! LoL!!

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:lol: ये बेस्ट थे. :bravo:

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सचिन के द्वारा राज्यसभा सदस्यता स्वीकार करने के बाद बहुत से फैन सचिन से खुश नहीं हैं.

For decades, I have been a supporter or Tendulkar. But it began changing in the past year.
First, I developed a perception that he and a group of interested people were artificially extending his endorsement related commercial shelf life. This came with his patchy participation in the Indian Team, as he absented himself every other series while giving his fullest to IPL.
His ill considered comments on making the ODI a 25+25 overs (in effect 2 T25s) along with other observations on cricket led me to believe that he is not a thinker. He has never been a leader either.
Now this! He perhaps wants to be a high flyer after his retirement, but he has taken the path of Sidhu and Azhar. I cannot respect him.
I am no longer a supporter of Tendulkar. He is no Dravid. He is no Ganguly. He remains one of the best and richest batsmen the country has produced, but nothing more.
Mr Tendulkar has fallen in stature.

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Rajesh Khanna ka yeh naya ad aajkal social media par bahut hit hai..

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Sachin ke Rajya Sabha sadsyasta par..

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...62512542_n.jpg

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The Jammu and Kashmir chief minister tweets on Sachin's hairy decision:

Omar abdullah @abdullah_omar Can we start a drive to bring back Sachin's curly hair???#JusticeForCurlyHair

Ramesh Srivats tweets
@rameshsrivats Sachin: I play every bal straight.

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Noida-based techie's tweet wins $36,000 MBA seat in US:
In the age of Twitter, where 140 characters can earn you millions of followers, a 25-year-old Noida-based engineer won something rather more substantial. Rahul Rathi(@Rathirahul86), a technical associate withTech Mahindra, got himself an MBA seat valued at $36,400 in a US-based college after he participated in an 'International TweetCompetition' organized by the University of Iowa's Tippie School of Management (TSM).

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/t...w/12971706.cms

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बराक ओबामा ने एक नया विज्ञापन लौंच किया है जिसे देखकर भारत के आईटी वालो को अच्छा नहीं लगेगा.. :giggle::giggle::giggle:

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इस विज्ञापन का नाम है "Swiss Bank Account"

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यदि नेता जी की यह बात मान ली जाती तो हम पेपर में लिखने की भाषा क्या चुनते!!:think:
यदि आज के विद्यार्थीयों को देवनागरी लिपि में पढ़ाया जाये तो मुझे लगता है की इंजिनियर और डॉक्टर की पढ़ाई कठिन हो जायेगी.

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The cartoon that disrupted Parliament today:

The Ambedkar cartoon that has disrupted proceedings in both the houses of Parliament today. The cartoon which appears in the NCERT textbook, Indian Constitution at Work, has a cartoon on page 18, showing Dr. Ambedkar sitting on a snail which is labelled Constitution, cracking a whip; behind him is Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru, also shown with a whip. The caption says: "Cartoonist's impression of a snail's pace with which the Constitution was made. Making of the Constitution took almost three years''

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Sridevi on 'Satyamev Jayate': Top 10 funny tweets

@GrumpyGoan: Finally figured out who played Voldemort in the Harry Potter films. Sridevi.
@ofnosurnamefame: Considering Sridevi is so concerned about children, she must donate her nose to make plastic toys for kids.
@14_yr_old_Etard: Sridevi chose to come to the show because no breakfast cereal or soap brand signed her up for endorsements.
@lindsaypereira: Soon, all government policy will be based on the opinions of our intelligent Bollywood stars. Many thanks, Aamir and Sridevi.
@FRIEDFOODBRAIN: Sridevi's old new nose looks pretty sharp. I bet when she goes to an opening ceremony all she do is bend down to cut the ribbon.
@PM0India: Sridevi is trending. Has she been nominated to Rajya Sabha? Sonia ji didn't even tell me this time.
@KKRvsDADA: if it wasn't about child abuse sridevi wud certainly have talked about her experience with boney
@utkarsha01: Sridevi was invited in Satyamev Jayate. I can understand what she must have gone through when her husband is Boney Kapoor.
@Greyllusionist: The thing that surprised me the most on yday's #SatyamevJayate is Sridevi's hair!! What does she do to it man?
@shadymumbai: After seeing Sridevi give her Movie Dvd's ...Now soon all Fimmakers will want to distribute their Cd's/ Dvd's to everyone on #satyamevjayate

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Sometimes, I admire Arnab Goswami.

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The Last Word: What's the future of the 2G case?

कल करण थापर के शो लास्ट वर्ड में 2G घोटाले पर काफी अच्छी चर्चा हुई।

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ममता बनर्जी भाग खड़ी हुई, लोगो के सवाल के जवाब नहीं दे पायी.

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Prime Minister Manmohan Singh spoke on the completion of three years of the UPA government's second term in the office. Here's the full text of the Dr Singh's speech.

It gives me great pleasure to welcome you to this function to mark the completion of the third year of the second UPA government.
I believe that the annual Report to the People that we are releasing today presents an objective statement of what we have achieved in office over the past year. I welcome an informed and constructive debate on our performance.

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We will be the first to say we need to do better. But let no one doubt that we have achieved much.
Despite an adverse international environment, the economy grew by about 7 percent in 2011-12, which is amongst the highest in the world. Sustained high rates of growth during the UPA government's tenure have enabled us to pursue our agenda of inclusive and equitable growth.
I will highlight some of the achievements of our policies that aim to bring succour to the aam aadmi.

•Poverty has declined at twice the rate that it did before the UPA Government's tenure.

•There have been notable successes in agriculture. The agricultural growth rate has risen to 3.3% per annum in the 11th Five Year Plan as against 2.3% per annum in the 10th Five Year Plan. Rural wages also have increased. Farmers have been given handsome prices for their crops. This year has seen record foodgrain production, crossing 250 million tonnes for the first time in our history.

•More than Rs. 2 lakh crores was disbursed to 2.75 crore marginal and small farmers as loans.

•Primary school enrollment has become near universal. We have opened 51,000 schools and appointed 6.8 lakh teachers in the last two years.

•India has been declared polio-free.

•The Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee Scheme now reaches one out of five households in the country.

•India was the second fastest growing telecom market in the world. We added nearly 10 crore new telephone connections last year, including more than 4 crore in rural areas.

•We added new power generation capacity of 20,000 MW last year which is almost equal to the capacity added during the entire 10th Five Year Plan Period. We provided 35 lakh new electricity connections in rural India last year.
Affirmative measures to help expand opportunities for Scheduled Castes, Scheduled Tribes, Other Backward Classes, minorities and women are a top priority for the UPA government. These efforts are being intensified.

Last year saw the flawless test launch of the Agni-5 long range ballistic missile and the successful fabrication and launch of the RISAT-1 satellite which can take images even in cloudy weather. I
congratulate our scientists for these great achievements.
The internal security scenario has by and large been satisfactory. The peaceful conduct of Panchayat elections in Kashmir and the high voter turnout show that things are changing in the State. The scourge of Naxalism however continues to be a major problem and I seek the cooperation of the concerned State Governments to tackle this menace.

In foreign policy, there were significant developments in our relations with neighbours, notably with Bangladesh, Pakistan and Myanmar. The success of the BRICS Summit held in New Delhi reflects India's growing presence on the world stage. As a responsible member of the United Nations Security Council and other international fora, we have made important contributions in addressing global issues.
Despite these real achievements, there are uncertainties and a large unfinished agenda before us.
Difficult decisions have to be taken on both spending and revenue mobilisation. Both the Centre and the States have to be fiscally responsible. We also have to remove implementation bottlenecks that are preventing large projects from getting off the ground. We have to quicken the pace of implementation of our policies of inclusive growth, particularly in the areas of health and education. We need to improve coordination between the Centre and States on important issues that face the country.

Some people have questioned the sustainability of our growth process. I recognise that we face pressures on our balance of payments and that the fiscal situation needs careful management. Determined measures are needed to boost the climate for industrial investment, both domestic and foreign. An urgent priority is to resolve issues relating to land acquisition, resettlement and the environment. We need to strengthen our food security system by building more storage capacity. We must address the scourge of malnutrition through multi-dimensional interventions. We need to scale up our skill development programme.
We know there is public frustration and anger on the issue of corruption. I wish to assure our people that we are working sincerely to address this issue through both legislative and administrative measures. Legislation is before Parliament to establish a Lokpal, ensure time-bound delivery of goods and services and judicial accountability.

We are trying to ensure exemplary punishment to the guilty while also ensuring that public servants feel secure in taking bona fide decisions that are in the national interest.

I am confident that the resilience and hard work of our people, supported by actions of our government, will ensure that our economy bounces back.
I pledge that the UPA government will work with renewed determination to pursue these tasks.

I urge all political parties to rise above partisan considerations and strengthen our hands so that India can face the uncertain global environment with greater confidence and rise united to the challenges we face as a nation.
As we enter our ninth year in office, I reiterate the commitment of our Government to the values, the objectives and the policies that have brought new hope to millions of our fellow citizens. Jai Hind.

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अपना रुपैया जल्द ही Senior सिटिज़न बनने वाला है.

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Delhi ::

June 2002 mein petrol 30 Rs/lit tha..

aaj 70 Rs/lit hai..

kya ho raha hai is desh mein???:india:

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Month Delhi (Petrol Price)
1-Dec-11 65.67
16-Nov-11 66.42
4-Nov-11 68.64
16-Sep-11 66.84
1-Jul-11 63.7
15-May-11 63.37
2-Mar-11 58.37
16-Jan-11 58.37
16-Dec-10 55.87
9-Nov-10 52.91
2-Nov-10 52.59
17-Oct-10 52.59
21-Sep-10 51.83
8-Sep-10 51.56
26-Jun-10 51.43
1-Apr-10 47.93
27-Feb-10 47.43
2-Jul-09 44.72
29-Jan-09 40.62
6-Dec-08 45.62
6-Nov-08 50.62
16-Jul-08 50.62
6-Jun-08 50.56
24-May-08 45.56
15-Feb-08 45.52
6-Jun-07 43.52
16-May-07 42.85
1-Mar-07 42.85
16-Feb-07 42.85
30-Nov-06 44.85
20-Jun-06 46.85
5-Jun-06 47.51
6-Sep-05 43.49
20-Jun-05 40.49
5-Apr-05 37.99
1-Apr-05 37.99
15-Nov-04 37.84
4-Nov-04 39
31-Jul-04 36.81
15-Jun-04 35.71
31-Dec-03 33.7
12-Dec-03 32.7
16-Oct-03 31.7
31-Aug-03 32.4
1-Jun-03 30.3
16-May-03 30.4
26-Apr-03 31.49
16-Apr-03 32.49
1-Apr-03 33.49
16-Mar-03 33.49
1-Mar-03 23.1
1-Feb-03 30.71
16-Jan-03 30.33
3-Jan-03 29.93
1-Dec-02 28.91
16-Nov-02 29.57
1-Nov-02 30.26
17-Oct-02 30.24
1-Oct-02 29.91
16-Sep-02 29.66
1-Sep-02 29.2
16-Aug-02 29
1-Aug-02 29.18
1-Jul-02 29.18
16-Jun-02 29.18
4-Jun-02 29.94

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Attendant : Saab, Kitne ka daaloon? Customer : 2-4 Rupye ka.. Car ke upar spray kar de bhai.... Aag lagani hai :D:D ab yahi karna padega... agar aisi hi sarkar chalti rahi to..! :-(

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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg changed his status to 'married' recently, but his social-networking website is causing a third of all divorces, a new UK survey has claimed.

According to the survey, feuding couples are increasingly complaining about their spouse's behaviour on Facebook in divorce filings, with inappropriate messages to the opposite sex being the biggest cause for complaint.

More than 33 per cent of divorces last year listed Facebook as a contributing factor, a study of 5000 divorce petitions by UK law firm Divorce-Online found.
The figure has shot up from just 20 per cent in 2009.

"If someone wants to have an affair or flirt with the opposite sex then Facebook is the easiest place to do it," Divorce-Online spokesman Mark Keenan was quoted by the 'Daily Mail' as saying.

Incriminating status updates, suspicious check-ins at restaurants and inappropriate photographs being posted online were all increasingly being used as evidence in divorces.

"People need to be careful what they write on their walls as the courts are seeing these posts being used in financial disputes and children cases as evidence," Keenan said.

According to the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers, 80 per cent of US divorce attorneys said the number of cases using the social network had increased.

K Jason Krafsky, co-author of 'Facebook and Your Marriage', said office romances and out-of-town affairs that took months or even years to develop in the real world happened "with a lightning speed" on Facebook.

"On Facebook they happen in just a few clicks," he said. Krafsky said the social networking website differed from traditional dating websites in that it both re-connected old flames and allowed people to 'friend' someone they may have only met once or twice.

"It puts temptation in the path of people who would never in a million years risk having an affair," he said.

Even when affairs develop offline, Facebook provides a forum for couples to inadvertently arouse the suspicions of their partners.

The UK study also found couples who had already split up were using Facebook to vent about each other, posting nasty comments for all their friends to see.

Twitter only appeared in 20 of the petitions as part of behaviour allegations. Couples complained their spouses were using twitter to make insensitive comments about them.

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Angst on rising prices, falling rupee on Twitter:

@tweetae_ABHAY @PrabhuChawla Petrol in 70s. Vegetables in 60s. Rupee in 50s. Diesel in 40s. Death in 30s. Yup!

@iamptk The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!

@i_common_man I really love the way people are complaining abt petrol price Hike & effects on them ...d Aam aadmi ... Using I-Phone & Blackberry

@karthik_s_r Aam Aadmi trending... We become celebrities only during the time of price rises :P

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Swapan Dasgupta '@swapan55 BJP has problems but today's "skip meeting" controversy was purely a media creation