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bindujain 01-12-2012 08:54 AM

Jokes for young generation
 
I am going to shares jokes for people who are above 18..... :devil::devil::devil:

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:54 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!


For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:54 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Gabbar was forcefully having his way with Basanti in a dark room.

Gabbar 'Bol Basanti, maza aya kya?' 'Kutte, light chalu kar, mein Basanti nahi, Mausi hu. Ab tu bol, tujhe maza aya kya?'

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:55 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Rakhi sawant ka Gang Rape ho raha tha.. Wo chilla chilla ke keh rehi thi, "Kutto Kamino, BHAGWAN ke liye....

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Lado Mat... Sabko milega...

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:55 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:55 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.

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Banta bought two corner tickets:
A1 ............... A25

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:56 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:56 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:56 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

bindujain 01-12-2012 08:57 AM

Re: Jokes for young generation
 
Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.


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