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Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
UPCUMING HORROR MOVIES:
EXAM KA KAHUF - II, TADAPATA STUDENT (fir ek baar), SAITANI BOOKS , SADMA RESULT KA, NEED KI MAUT, PYASA TEACHER, PASS HO NA HO, KASH PAPER LIKHE HOTE.... |
Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Ek friend dusre se- yaar ab to biwi le hi aao.
dusra friend- main bhi yahi soch raha hun par samajh nahi aata kiski le aaun. |
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Read these words, which we some times use & check the meaning
FUNNY WORDS: 1. clearly misunderstood 2. exact estimate 3. small crowd 4. act natural 5. found missing 6. fully empty |
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someone is really.... Waiting for perfect man.....!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Guess who?? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Guess who?? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Guess who?? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Guess who??! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Ok khud hi dekh loooo http://5.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...c2436b851c.jpg |
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Mehekti hawa ye kehti hai pyr karle
madhosh fiza ye kehti hai izhar karle par in gharwalo ko kaun samjhaye????? Kehte hai pehle 12th to pass KARLE........... |
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf
club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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Secret of a happy married life Once Bips asked Gaurav, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?" Gaurav : "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems." Bips :, "Can you explain?" Gaurav : "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions." Still not convinced, Bips asked, "Give me some examples". Gaurav: "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it" Bips:"Then what is your role?" Gaurav: "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these". |
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The secrets of a happy marriage ... Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies. |
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THIS MOUSE IS NO MORE * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/...0503/mouse.jpg |
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Employees of a Software Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in Loud discussions during office time..... Some Trainees, who had just joined,notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, They asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped our Project Manager(Runal) They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection." One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "About a litre." |
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