Clean Jokes
hey friends,
Just have look into these Jokes.....:gm::gm: |
1. Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Funny Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. 2. A Haryanvi bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Funny Haryanvi: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also! |
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! |
American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars. Pakistani Girl: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world. |
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!! |
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO. Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said H to O. |
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal. Funny Husband: I know all that. Wife: Then why did you invite the friend? Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married |
Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.
Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office. |
An Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking.
Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here? Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter. The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: ...to which direction? Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards. |
A Gujarati decides to study English. He learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
He replaced friend with father in the essay. It read: I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father. |
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