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PATHAN apni famly k sath
Jungle me rehta tha,
1 din usy Jngle se 1 Shesha mila,
Wo smja k us k bap ki Tsweer hy,
Wo usy apny Ghar ly gya Or us se
roz baten krne laga,
Uski Bivi ko Shak hua,
Aik din Shohar ki gair mojodgi me
us ne Shisha nikala or apna Aks
dekh kr boli?
Acha to ye hy wo Kaly mo wali,
jis se mra Shohar roz batein krta
hy,
Us ne Shisha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas boli,
"Churail ki Umar dekho or
kartoot dekho...!

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Re: Jokes for young generation
 

Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps.
After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer.
Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"
"Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."
Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?"
He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"
"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."
Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"
"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"

"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."

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A Dr. returns to his Clinic after a Day off and asks his assistant Santa about his Patients.

Santa: 1st Patient came with Headache..
I gave him SARIDON.

Dr: Good Job

Santa: 2nd with Running Nose and I Gave him COLDARIN...

Dr: Good Job Again!!

Santa: 3rd was a Lady. She Took-Off her Clothes on the Bed, Opened her Legs and said ''Help me, I have not Seen A Man for Last 5 Months''

Surprised Dr-What did u do then?

Santa: I Put
CIPLOX EYE DROPS in her EYES...!

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''United We Stand,
Divided We Fall''

Ka hindi version:

''Sangathan Me Shakti Hai, Akele Me pichhu Phat ti Hai..!!!''

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Re: Jokes for young generation
 

vicky bhai-Tumhari kameez Fati Hui Hai.

Girl friend-Nahi Ye Fashion he
vicky bhai-Accha, Khud Faado to Fashion,

.

Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION.

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riky bhai Se Interview Me Pucha
Gaya:
.
Agr 2 Minute K Liye Apko P.M
Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge3?
.
riky bhai:Hum Maggi Noodles
Banayga..
.
Intrviwer:Why?
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riky bhai:2 Minute Me To Sirf
Maggi Ban Sakta Hai..
.
Intrvwer:Agr 5 Saal K Liye
Bana Dia Jaye?
.
riky bhai:Hum 5 Sal K Liye P.M Nhi
Bnega..
.
Intrvwer:Why??
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riky bhai:Itna Maggi Kon
Khayega?

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Woh aayi sapane me aur tujhe nightfall ho gaya,

wah-wah

woh ayi sapane me aur tujhe nightfall ho gaya,
uski bhi izzat bach gayi aur tera bhi kaam ho gaya !!

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Very Heart Touching Lines Said By
A Boy to A Girl During Breakup...
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.
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"Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja,
Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga..