Men and Women
 

♦ A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

♦ A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

♦ A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

♦ To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

♦ To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

♦ Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

♦ Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

♦ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

♦ A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

♦ Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

♦ Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

♦ A woman has the last word in any argument.

♦ Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Woman: These men are really fools, you tell them something, they would listen with one ear and then pass it out from the another.

Man : Its still better, you tell something to a women, she would listen with both the ears and pour it out through the mouth.

Wife says to husband : If i tell u something u wont beat me , right ?
Husband : What is it ?
Wife : M pregnant.....
Husband : Thts good news, y wud i beat u for this !!!!
Wife : My dad beat me whn i told him this before marriage !!!!