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anjaan 23-04-2011 09:51 AM

Humour Unlimited
 
Humour Unlimited










anjaan 23-04-2011 09:52 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Subject - A kya bolti tu
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya


URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!


ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we’ll freak, baby,what else?


SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam.

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:52 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Definition Of a Girl:
-The One you just Called Fat; She has been Starving Herself,and She has Lost over 30 Pounds..! =P
-The One you just Called Stupid; She has a Learning Disability,and Studies Over for Hours a Night..! =D
-The One you just Called Ugly; She Spends Over 3 Hours Putting Make-Up; On Hoping People will Think She is Petty..! :O
Moral:Your Words can Hurt Someone,Think Before you Speak

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:53 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Sagar ka interview tha

Sawal aya: English mai translate kro

MAIN NOKARI K LIAY BHT UMEED SE HON

Sagar:

I AM PREGNANT FOR THE JOB..

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:55 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Nikku half pant pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

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Toh ab kya woh bhi utaar de..??
Har baat mein joke chaiye..
Jaan Lelo Nikku ki

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:55 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
"A Question Asked In A Talent Test "

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
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The Answer Came:
"Why Should I"

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:56 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
" Barish Jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

Khushiyaam jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

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is umar main tere danth jayega, toh phir nahi aayega...............

isliye ladkiyom ke saamne samhalkar Janaa........................

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:57 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Giri: Aaj prty kyu de rahe ho?

Nikhil: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,

bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us

par nahi baitha tha, varna

mai bhi kho jata

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:57 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Printing mistake in Question paper : " Prove that 2/10=0.2 " is wrongly printed that " 2/10=2 "

Rocking students answered as below,


2 = TWO,

10 = TEN

TWO / TEN = WO / EN

W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)

E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)

W+O= 23+15 = 38

E+N= 5+14 = 19

So, 38 / 19 = 2

Hence proved !

anjaan 23-04-2011 09:58 AM

Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
 
Teacher : " Jab tu ek jhhoot bolega to tere 5 minute life se kat jayega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aur jab tu haste samay tere life main 10 minute juda jayega"
















Veer : " Toh hum haskar jooth bola toh humari life main 5 minute zyada milega na teacher???????????????????"


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