Hollywood Wit : Classic Off-Screen Quips and Quotes
 

In LA Story, Steve Martin remarks to his new girlfriend that her breasts feel a bit weird.

"Yeah. I'm Sorry", she says, "that's because they're real."

There you have it. Hollywood in a nutshell - or a D-cup : a place where the real seems more phony than the phony and the phony seems more real than the real. In this topsy-turvy town, where reality is flipped on its head, fiction is flaunted as fact, and lies are the common currency, can we ever know the truth ?

The truth, as they say, is out there, and one way to get at it is to look at Hollywood under an X-ray instead of the usual spotlight. It cuts through the hype, schmaltz and bullshit which obscure the truth. It strips away the phony silicone and reveals the real silicone underneath. In this Thread I brings together off-screen wit from the earliest days of Hollywood to the present. Enjoy it.

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1. Love

(Dating. Love. Sex. Marriage. Divorce. Friendship)


The worst thing I have to do a date is pretend I haven't heard the line 'I don't just like you because you're Jack Nicholson' before.

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-Jack Nicholson

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Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache.

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-Mae West

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Every man I've known has fallen in love with Gilda and wakened with me.

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-Rita Hayworth

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There are woman with whom you can discuss the molecular theory of light all evening, and at the end they will ask you what your birth sign is.

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-Roman Polanski

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The words, 'I love you' are really a question.

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-Meryl Streep

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A wonderfull thred...
delicious....

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One interesting thread with many interesting quotes!!:good:Keep it up.

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There are so many guys out there with huge egos. Still, I prefer Hollywood dating to the Welsh version. Where I come from it's, "Do you want a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps? I've got a transit van in the car park." At least here I'm taken out for dates in a private jet.

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-Katherine Zeta Jones

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I still remember sitting in a darkened movie theater with my arm around 17 -year- old Mary Joe Ramussen, trying to get to first base. I cane even remember the name of the film : The Lion King.


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-Steve Martin