Dumb Alabama Laws
# It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
# Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
# You may not drive barefooted.
# It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
# It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
# Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
# Masks may not be worn in public.
# Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
# Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
# Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
# It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
# Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
# Incestous marriages are legal.
# It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
# You must have windshield wipers on your car.
# You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Anniston
# You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Jasper
# It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Lee County
# It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile
# It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
# It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
Montgomery
# It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)