Arizona Crazy Law
# You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
# Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
# There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
# When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
# Hunting camels is prohibited.
# Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
# It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Glendale
# Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe
# Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden
# If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County
# No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa
# It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County
# A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales
# An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott
# No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson
# Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone
# It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.