[dipu]

New year resolutions of cricket Indian players? :P
Virender Sehwag: I will stop dreaming about the
captaincy.
Gautam Gambhir: I will work on my run-out
problem
Virat Kohli: I will work on my range and add more abuses to MCBC.
Sachin Tendulkar: I will silence thepeople calling
for my retirement with a century.
Pujara: I will stop standing at Forward Short Leg and I will neverrun when Gambhir calls me for a run.
Ravindra Jadeja: I will stop making these triple
centuries. People have mistaken me for a test
player, may affect my IPL price.
MS Dhoni: I will start making my own pitches.
Ishant Sharma: I will get a hair cut.
Rohit Sharma: I will finally tell everyone, yahan koi talent valent nahin hai bhaiya, mujhe baksho!
Manoj Tiwary: I will get off this goddamn bench
and play for India
Sreesanth: I will try to enter JhalakDikhla Jaa. More likely to get an entry there than the Indian team.
Harbhajan Singh: Kya New Year resolution? Will get married and settle down now. When Chawla is
considered a better spinner than you, you should give up the dream of playing again.
Suresh Raina: I will keep my phone away from my nephew.
Ravi Shastri: I will take every match down to the
wire.
Kapil Dev: kahin na kahin mera resolution hai ki
main kahin na kahin ka use kam kar doon.