Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,
BOHAT MOTI WIFE.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions
Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then
For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
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Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?
Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf
"Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hai.
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