Re: Punography
Measurement unit puns
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter : Eskimo Pi
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God : 1 billigram (Billy Graham)
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour : Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling : 1 lite year
Half of a large intestine : 1 semicolon
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (I didn't understand this. Can anyone explain?)
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital : 1 I.V. League
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