Re: Witticisms
Bill Cosby, American comedian, aged 75
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
“Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.”
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