Re: Great Husband- wife Jokes
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
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Husband to wife – Today is a fine day.
Next day he says : Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……
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आ नो भद्रा: क्रतवो यन्तु विश्वतः (ऋग्वेद)
(Let noble thoughts come to us from every side)
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