[teji]

What Would Happen If One Rupee Equalled 45 Dollars?

SCENE 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , USA. Some S/w engineers are seeing some photographs.

S/w engr 1 : What's that?
S/w engr 2 : Bob's photographs from India
S/w engr 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
S/w engr 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mumbai
S/w engr 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
S/w engr 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...
S/w engr 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
S/w engr 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
S/w engr 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]

SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, San Francisco , California , USA

S/w engr 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India.
S/w engr 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
S/w engr 1: When I get it on hand.
S/w engr 2: Where will you be working?
S/w engr 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there....
S/w engr 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is it?
S/w engr 1 : It is in Pune ...
S/w engr 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California .. You'll love the weather yaar.
S/w engr 2 : Who is the client yaar?
S/w engr 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?
S/w engr 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
S/w engr 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
S/w engr 2: GCU? what it means...?
S/w engr 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
S/w engr 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
S/w engr 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail ID. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York , USA (Conversation between a Male S/w engr. and Female S/w engr.)

Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing hisPh.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good luck... don't forget us & US...

SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. USA

S/w engr 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar... All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
S/w engr 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
S/w engr 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
S/w engr 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
S/w engr 1 : Great. Enjoy.
S/w engr 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! That means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!! Enjoy the good life!!