Yarana
Kacha papad, Pakka Papad
Main Hoon Naa
ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein
Main Hoon Naa
maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai
Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic
Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!
Sholay
Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha
Golmaal (Old)
Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....
Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi
bachhe ki jaan lega
Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!
Sharabi
yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji
Hera Pheri
Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai
Yes Boss
Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS
Main Hoon Naa
gaya to gaya baby
Raja Hindustani
Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....
Sholay
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?
Jab We Met
Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...
Lagaan
Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda
Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...
Sharabi
Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho
Dil To Pagal Hai
Mar Gaya Rahul
Hera Pheri
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power
Rang De Basanti
Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo
Sholay
Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?
Jab We Met
aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?
Sharabi
Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita
Jab We Met
Main apni favourite hoon
Hera Pheri
mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya
Sholay
ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...
Jab We Met
tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai
Namak Halal
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Sholay
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu
Hera Pheri
Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
I looove Ladoo
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!
Rangeela
Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....
Sholay
Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?
Jab We Met
mein karate mein black belt hoon
Namak Halal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language
Sholay
aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...
Hera Pheri
Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo
Rangeela
Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote?
Duplicate
Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai
Sholay
Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
MBA is a tough Job Naina
Bunty Aur Babli
Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......
Sholay
youn ki ye kon bola
Sholay
Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge
Hera Pheri
Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai,isko dho daalte hain.....waise bhi andar hain...aur kitnaa andar jaayenge
Main Hoon Naa
jabh lucky ko pyar hoga saare college mein violins bajenge
Chupke Chupke
Main bata doonga aap kaun hai ... aap kaun hain ... aur aap bhi kaun hai ...
Salaam Namaste
SORRY !! ......EggJAKTLY
Fanaa
Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
vadde log, vaddi vaddi baatein
Namak Halal
I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow
Dil Chahta Hai
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....
Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain
Hera Pheri
kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...
Maine Pyar Kiya
Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..
Satte pe Satta
Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.
Sholay
mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai
Golmaal
Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
he's my chotta brother mera praa
Maine Pyar Kiya
ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai
Om Shanti Om
ye to hamari family problem hai
Satte pe Satta
Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...
Hera Pheri
Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?
Waqt
arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin
Chupke Chupke
saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga
Sholay
Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....
Golmaal (Old)
jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai
Hum Tum
Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!
kal Ho Naa Ho
Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya
Maine Pyar Kiya
abhi mood nahin hai...
Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost
Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..
Waqt (Old)
gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm
Lucky
Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........
Satte pe Satta
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...
Sholay
Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai
Golmaal (Old)
Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?
Koi Mil Gaya
mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????