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Matthew Hayden to change his name to Matthew_Hayden.
After all he is a chronic under-scorer.

All the recent happenings prove that an honest politician is the exception rather than Tharoor.

TN may free 500 convicts to mark Tamil conference.
Why? Did classical Tamil have shorter sentences?

M S Dhoni gets married.M.S. Dhoni's wife will be called Ms. Dhoni.

CWG fun begin.Now I understand why the CWG mascot is called Shera.
They want a Shera this, a Shera that, and a Shera everything that makes money.

CBI is letting suspects off the hook.
The best business prospect today: a paper factory that supplies clean chits to the CBI.

1.6 million meals to be served during CWG. Oh. No wonder they have created such a big mess.

I propose that we make mosquitoes our national insect. Then the government will try to protect them and they will all become extinct.

In Tamil Nadu, a million more TV sets will be distributed. It's an alms race.

What's the most apt advice for Arundhati Roy?
If at first you don't secede, cry, cry, cry again.

The more the Diwali sweets in your house, the faster they get spoilt : Burfi's law.

A. Raja is living proof about a pot of gold at the end of the spectrum.

Manmohan Singh's First Law of Motion.Everybody stays in a state of rest unless acted upon by Soniaji.