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Old 18-09-2011, 09:28 AM   #123
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Tumhare pass kya hai?


Tumhare pass kya hai?


Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.


Manager Asks canteen boy: How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles.
Manager: What are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet.
Manager: Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Manager: Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai.
naam hai...
shohrat hai...
paisa hai...
Izzat Hai...
tumhare paas kya hai?


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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hain'
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai... Jo Tumare pass naheen hai!
Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.
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