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My new smartphone thinks I’m a good photographer. I took one photo with the camera, and it asked me if I want to open a gallery.
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Someone has been stealing t-shirts locally in order of size. Apparently he’s still at large.

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Out shopping and disappointed with the changing room in this shop. I’ve gone in to it five times now and it’s still the same.

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I was going to dump all my socks, but I got cold feet.

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Saw a pirate standing in a pile of gold that came part way up his legs. He learned that his booty was only shin deep.

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An accountant friend of mine has borrowed six books now and not given any of them back. I think he’s a professional bookkeeper.

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A friend of mine asked me if I had seen his collection of Agatha Christie novels. I think he’s lost his Marples.
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