Re: Punography
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Energizer Bunny arrested—charged with battery.
If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.
Practice safe eating—always use condiments.
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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