Re: Punography
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Answer:- A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma a pause at the end of its clause.
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If a two-wheeled transportation device is called a bicycle
and a three-wheeled transportation device is called a tricycle, what do you call a five-wheeled transportation device?
Answer:- A *V-hicle*.
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What is the difference between a man going upstairs and a man looking upstairs?
Answer:- One is stepping up the stairs and the other staring up the steps
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How can a small space make a man die laughing?
Answer:- Removing the *small space* can turn *mans laughter* into *manslaughter*
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