Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan
Height of insult-
Professor to a student in the class- Hey wake up ur neighbour..
student- tune sulaya to tu hi utha....
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AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLARED <<
A boy messaged his rank to his friend...
Friend replied :
'abey naya number liya hai kya?'
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girl to her blind bf: kash tum dekh sakhte mein kitni khoobsurat hun
boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chod jate...andha hun pagal nahi..........
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After looking at her result:
Girl: Kya ?? Mai english me fail hogyi??
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UNPOSSIBLE !!!!
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Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter..
mehbooba ke pyar me mar gaya peter..
1 meter = 100 centimeter.
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Babulal started a college. All students were confused while taking admission
Bcoz,
Name of d college is
"Babulal's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce & arts and Science"
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Girl (Romantically) to Rajnikant- Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni babu...
Rajanikant-
0.00000000000000000000007892724576 Rs/gram. Mind it
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Figure Freak Bhikharin ?
Babu Ji.... 1 Rupaiya de do.... 3 din se bhukhi hun.. ?
Babu Ji ? 3 din se bhukhi hai toh 1 rupaiya ka kya karegi ... ? ?
Bhikharin ? Vajan dekhungi ... kitna kam hua hai.... ?
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Pappu goes 4 an interview :
Interviewer - Tumhara janm kahan hua tha?
Pappu - Tiruvananthpuram.
Interviewer - Spelling bolo?
Pappu - mazaak kar rah tha GOA me hua tha
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Santa: Aj mere paas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Tere paas kya hai??
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai...
Santa: Abey saale!!! Fir hamari maa kiske paas hai??
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