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Old 01-02-2014, 05:38 AM   #271
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Book Title Puns -15
Name of book : Author (Internetpremi's explanation, as understood by him)


The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs (Ham and eggs)
Funny Women: Hillary Uss (Hilarious)
Human Resources Manager: Hiram N. Firem (Hire 'em and fire 'em)
Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle (Hands do little)
Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze (Holidays)
The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp (hands up!)
Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood
Get Moving, Slowpoke!: Harriet Upp (hurry it up)
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long (hair is long)
Jockeying for Position: Horace Ryder (horse rider)
Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Noe (how wood I know)
I'm Fine: Howard Yu (how are you?)
Chinese Apathy: Hu Kares (Who cares)
Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung (who flung dung)
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth (Hell on earth)
Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick (heretic)
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