Girlfrend khana khate hue:- ye
tumhara kutta
mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha
hai......?? :/
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Boyfrend:- tum jaldi se kha lo, wo
apni plate
pehchan gaya hai... =D
=))
Girlfrnd Shock - Boyfrnd RocKZ\m/
Sherlock Holmes and Mat thew
Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up.
What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars. "
"And what does that mean to you? "
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you,
Holmes? "
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent. "
Coolest doubt in 'Mahabharat'
In some remote village of India ,One Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students.He is at the 'Krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji : "Kansa heard the akashwani that, his sister's 8th child is going to Kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev n devki behind the bars. First son is born, And Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born And n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
Ramu : Masterji, I have a doubt
Masterji : "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come u have One?"
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that, Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the Same Cell??
Masterji fainted.........................!!!