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How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films?

* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."


* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."


* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."


* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "


* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."


* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"


* " Raam Raam kaaka"


* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "


* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"


* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"



* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"


* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"


* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"


* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"


* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"


* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"


* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"


* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"


* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "


* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."


* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "


* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."


* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"


* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"


* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "


* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "


* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "


* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"


* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"


* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."


* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "


* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "


* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "


* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "


* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "


* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"


* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
"


* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "


* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai "


* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"


* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "



* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "


* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"


* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"


* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"


*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."



* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "


* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"


* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"


* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."


* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."


* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "


* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"


* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "


* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "


* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."


* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "


* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"


* " Bhaiyaaa!"


* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"


* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"


* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "


* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"


* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"


* "Driver, gaadi roko"


* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"


* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"


* " Goli se udaa do usse"


* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"


* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"


* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"


* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."


* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"


* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"


* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "


* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"


* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."


* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "


* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"


* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"


* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"


* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "


* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "


* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "


* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "
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