Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main"
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)
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Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
audience : ghahere jakhm lagte hai
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kanhi karne ki jagah na mile
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Book khulti hai...exam ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati..
ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!!
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Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai
audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....
Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
audience : wah wah...
Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai..............
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
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Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda city, opel, mecedez tak chod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
do char jhuth aur bole du!!
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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