[Bholu]

Originally Posted by sony

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lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but i don't see any other way 2 marry your daughter!

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a lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Because her husband is hutch

dealer.... Wherever u go out network follows

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husband: Today is sunday & i have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 4 u and your parents.

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a baby monkey asks his father, father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

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ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka paigaam hai
teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai

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talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

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umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
Aaj bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

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nigahon se dekh liya hota , tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki !! .... !!


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kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi

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banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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santa was riding on a horse,
he jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"le karle number note

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a lady asked santa: Lipton di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

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a man to santa-ur frnd is kissing ur wife in ur home
he rushes to his home and come with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my frnd

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