Delivery Report
Santa and Banta were screwing the same girl at the same time and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their girlfriend is pregnant. Having no way of knowing who's th father, they chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard.
Several months passed without either of the two hearing from the girl, so Banta decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy.
The next day, Santa got a call from Banta. "I've got some good news and some bad news," Banta said on the telephone.
"Well, give me the good news first," replied Santa.
"The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins," came the reply.
"And the bad news?"
"Mine died."
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